Q: How do u know a blondes been on the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #5334
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday!
Joke #5333
Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Joke #5332
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she’d ever been picked up by the fuzz?
A: She said,”No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits!!!
Joke #5331
Q: What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes
Joke #5330
Two blondes walk into a building. You would have thought one of them would have seen it!
Joke #5329
Q: What did the blonde’s left leg say to the right?
A: We never met.
Joke #5328
Q: What do blondes and vacuum cleaners have in common?
A: They both suck, they both blow, and they both get laid in the closet!
Joke #5327
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk?
A: The cow stepped on her.
Joke #5322
Q: What would happen if you asked a blonde how to keep her busy for hours and hours?
A: How would she know? She’s still flippin the paper!
Joke #5318
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A: The Titanic only went down once.
Joke #5315
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn’t follow you around for weeks after you put a load into it.
Joke #5314
Q: What do you call a rich blonde? A: Stupid
Q: What do you call a poor blonde? A: Still stupid.
Joke #5313
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in a closet?
A: Last year’s hide-and-seek winner. NOTE TO BLONDES: She died because she was hiding for so long and her body decomposed and stuff! But she was too dumb to get out of the closet. Get it?
Joke #5312
Q: What does a blonde do when she chucks a brick through a window?
A: She asks for it back.