Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why was the ghost a coward?
A: She didn’t have any guts!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #5411
Q: What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A: A carpet
Joke #5410
Q: Why couldn’t the glass fool anyone?
A: People could see right through him
Joke #5409
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hare plane
Joke #5408
Q: What kind of ties are too heavy to wear?
A: Railroad ties
Joke #5407
Q: What kind of clothing does a house wear?
A: Address
Joke #5406
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold
Joke #5405
Q: What’s brown and has holes in it?
A: Swiss shit
Joke #5404
Q: What do bees use to cut wood?
A: Buzz saws
Joke #5403
Q: Where do plants play football?
A: The ivy league
Joke #5402
Q: What’s more dangerous than pulling out a shark’s tooth?
A: Giving a porcupine a back rub
Joke #5400
Q: What happens when a piece of baseball equipment weds a G-string?
A: Simple, a bat marries a thong.
Joke #5340
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
A: 20, 1 to stir the batter and 19 to peel the smarties
Joke #5339
Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
A: Knock on the door.
Joke #5338
Q: What’s the similarity between a blonde and a turtle?
A: If you turn them over, they’re both screwed.
or
A: Get’em on their back and they’re both fucked.