Q: What did Joel say to Kristin?
A: Let’s have sex!
One liner jokes.
Q: What did Joel say to Kristin?
A: Let’s have sex!
Q: How do you castrate a priest?
A: Kick the altar boy in the head.
Q: How can you tell this site is gay?
A: Cause its as funny as your mom on drugs
Q: Whats the white milky stuff on the bottom of a girls underwear?
A: Clitty litter
Q: What has two legs and bleeds?
A: Half a dog!
Q: Why did the poo cross the road?
A: It never did; poo doesn’t have legs.
Q: What did Napoleon become after his twenty-ninth year?
A: Thirty years old.
Q: What does a pig use to write with?
A: A pigpen.
Q: How do you make a lemon drop?
A: Hold it and let it go.
Q: Where did King Arthur take his girlfriend on a date?
A: To a knight club (nightclub)
Q: How can you drop an egg four feet without breaking it?
A: Drop it from five feet. It won’t break during the first four feet.
Q: What was the Pilgrims’ favorite dance?
A: The Plymouth Rock.
Q: What was the Eskimo’s favorite song?
A: “Freeze (for he’s) a Jolly Good Fellow”
Q: When two angels meet, what do they say to each other?
A: Halo!
Q: What do you call a very popular perfume?
A: A best smeller.