Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
A: Beef jerky.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #7829
Q: What do you call a grizzly bear standing in the rain?
A: A drizzly bear.
Joke #7828
Q: What did King Tut say when he got scared?
A: I want my mummy!
Joke #7827
Q: What can you throw but can’t catch?
A: A party.
Joke #7826
Q: Why did the orange use suntan oil?
A: Because he started to peel.
Joke #7825
Q: Where do two bunnies go after they get married?
A: On their bunnymoon!
Joke #7824
Q: What’s the best way to brush your hare?
A: Hold him firmly by the ears and brush gently.
Joke #7823
Q: Why did the ghost sing off key?
A: He left his sheet music at home.
Joke #7822
Q: What is the best way to keep water from running?
A: Don’t pay the water bill.
Joke #7821
Q: How many vampires does it take t oput in a light bulb?
A: None. Vampires like the dark.
Joke #7820
Q: Which are the stronger days of the week?
A: Saturday and Sunday – the rest are weekdays.
Joke #7819
Q: What has 2 banks but no money?
A: A river.
Joke #7818
Q: How many months have 28 days?
A: All of them!
Joke #7817
Q: What does the sun skate on?
A: Solarblades
Joke #7816
Q: Which animal has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog. It croaks every night.