Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
A: Its difficult to open the legs on an ironing board.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #8923
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?
A: They both swallowed a lot of semen.
Joke #8922
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes
Joke #8921
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it, the looser it gets!
Joke #8907
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A: You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
Joke #8906
Q: How is a blonde like a doorknob?
A: Everyone gets a turn.
Joke #8905
Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering?
A: More headroom
Joke #8904
Q: How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A: Fertilized
Joke #8903
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An airbag.
Joke #8900
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a pair of sunglasses?
A: The sunglasses sit higher on your face.
Joke #8899
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Titanic?
A: They know how many went down on the Titanic.
Joke #8898
Q: How does a blonde turn on the light after sex?
A: She opens the car door.
Joke #8884
Q: Which garden has the most vegetables?
A: Flash Garden
Joke #8880
Q: Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
Joke #8879
Q: Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A: More leg-room!