Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #8938
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies her hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Joke #8937
Q: What’s the difference between butter and a blonde?
A: Butter is difficult to spread.
Joke #8936
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.
Joke #8935
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant
Joke #8934
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You get to park in the handicap zone.
Joke #8933
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on the newspaper?
A: So she could lip read.
Joke #8932
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.
Joke #8931
Q: What do you call a blonde with a runny nose?
A: FULL
Joke #8930
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: “Way to go team!”
Joke #8929
Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine?
A: Because they both drip when they’re fucked!
Joke #8928
Q: How would a blonde punctuate the following: “Fun fun fun worry worry worry”
A: Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry….
Joke #8927
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later.
Joke #8926
Q: What do you call a zit on a blondes ass?
A: A brain tumor.
Joke #8925
Q: How did the blonde burn her nose?
A: Bobbing for chips.