Q: Why do men fart more than women?
A: Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #8994
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Joke #8993
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me..”
Joke #8992
Q: Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A: It’s one of those “evolutionary things” that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
Joke #8991
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
Joke #8990
Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be open when she brings it.
Joke #8989
Q: What did one fan say to the other fan?
A: You blow me away.
Joke #8988
Q: How did the bones cross the street?
A: They didn’t. The dogs ate them.
Joke #8976
Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Santa Claus?
A: Some people still believe in Santa Claus.
Joke #8975
Q: What did Chelsea say when Hillary asked if she had sex yet?
A: “Not according to Dad.”
Joke #8974
Q: What is forty feet long and has eight teeth?
A: The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.
Joke #8973
Q: What is the name of Helen Keller’s dog?
A: Nyah, nyu, yuh, yah.
Joke #8972
Q: How do Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
A: By putting a plunger in the toilet.
Joke #8971
Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?
A: Got two fives for a ten?
Joke #8970
Q: What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Get out of my sun!