Q: Why didn’t JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane?
A: They figured they would wash up on shore!
One liner jokes.
Q: Why didn’t JFK Jr. and his wife have a shower before getting on the plane?
A: They figured they would wash up on shore!
Q: Did you hear about the latest JFK Jr. movie?
A: It’s called Three Funerals and a Wedding.
Q: Why does Hillary always get on top?
A: Bill can only screw up.
Q: What has four legs and no ears?
A: Mike Tyson’s dog.
Q: Hear about Kennedy Airlines?
A: Their motto is “Your luggage will arrive before you do!”
Q: What will it take to bring the Kennedy family back together?
A: One more mishap!
Q: How did JFK Jr. learn how to fly?
A: He took a crash course.
Q: What was JFK Jr. drinking at the time of the crash?
A: Ocean Spray.
Q: What does JFK Jr. miss most about Martha’s Vineyard?
A: The runway.
Q: When will there be a woman in the White House?
A: When Hillary leaves town.
Q: Why doesn’t Bill like old houses?
A: He’s afraid of the draft.
Q: Why did all the faggots vote for Clinton?
A: Because faggots like assholes better than Bush.
Q: What does Hillary do after she shaves her pussy every morning?
A: Sends him to work!
Q: Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper takes a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved?
A: The United States of America!
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.