Q: What does Ellen DeGeneres cook for dinner every night?
A: She doesn’t, she eats out!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #9058
Q: How come Mike Tyson’s eyes water during sex?
A: Mace
Joke #9057
Q: Did you hear that Monica Lewinsky turned Republican?
A: The democrats left a bad taste in her mouth.
Joke #9056
Q: What’s Bill Clinton’s idea of safe sex?
A: When Hillary is out of town.
Joke #9054
Q: Why does Hillary Clinton want to have sex with Bill Clinton first thing in the morning?
A: She wants to be the first lady.
Joke #9053
Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.
Joke #9052
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Joke #9051
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalog.
Joke #9050
Q: What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A: One was the first to walk on the moon and the other fucks little boys up the ass.
Joke #9049
Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Joke #9048
Q: What’s brown and half eaten?
A: The Queen Mothers Easter egg.
Joke #9047
Q: Why did Elton John sing at Diana’s funeral?
A: Because he’s the only Queen, who gives a fuck?
Joke #9046
Q: Did you see Dolly Parton’s new shoes?
A: Neither did she.
Joke #9045
Q: What does Woody Allen call an unborn baby?
A: A blind date.
Joke #9044
Q: What do you get when you cross Raquel Welch with Santa Claus?
A: A thank you from Santa!