Bill Gates was disappointed to hear how Princess Diana died…
Her crashes affect more people than his.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #9090
Q: What’s the difference between Princess Diana and Casper the ghost?
A: Casper can go through walls, Diana can’t
Joke #9089
Q: Why did Henry Paul swerve into the pillar?
A: He wanted to see if a Mercedes Bends….
Joke #9088
Q: What did St Peter say to Di at the Pearly Gates?
A: Wipe that “merc” off your face.
Joke #9087
Q: What do you give the princess who has everything?
A: A seatbelt and an airbag.
Joke #9086
Q: What was the last thing that Princess Di said to Dodi?
A: Don’t you think were taking this thing a little too fast?
Joke #9085
Q: What’s the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?
A: He’s got a better driver.
Joke #9084
Q: How did they know that Princess Diana’s driver had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Joke #9083
Q: What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?
A: The wall.
Joke #9082
Q: Why did the tunnel in Paris get so red?
A: Because they got Di all over it.
Joke #9081
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?
A: They both throw a ho down.
Joke #9080
Q: What does McDonald’s and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.
Joke #9079
Q: What’s green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
A: The pool table in the oval office.
Joke #9078
Q: 100 Women Surveyed, “Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?”
A: 80% said not again.
Joke #9077
Q: What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Boy’s underwear half off.