Q: What fish swims in the sky at night?
A: A starfish.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #10702
Q: What’s the best time to go to the dentist?
A: At tooth-hurty.
Joke #10701
Q: What do you call an owl that has armor on?
A: A knight owl.
Joke #10700
Q: What has a head, a tail, but no body?
A: A coin.
Joke #10664
Q: Did you hear about the robbery in the laundry room?
A: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.
Joke #10663
Q: Did you hear about the unique platypus?
A: He was unlike all the otters.
Joke #10662
Q: How do geologists like their scotch?
A: On the rocks.
Joke #10607
Q: Why did the children all eat their homework?
A: Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
Joke #10606
Q: What does a pig write with?
A: An oink pen.
Joke #10542
Q: Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
A: Because her father is Janet Reno.
Joke #10464
Q: What kind of bleach does Snoop Dogg use?
A: Blea-yotch!
Joke #10463
Q: What’s the center of gravity?
A: V.
Joke #10462
Q: What is in the middle of nowhere?
A: H.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What is in the middle of Paris?
A: The letter R.
Joke #9376
Did you hear about the statistics professor who drowned in a pool which had an average depth of 30 cm?
Joke #9250
Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.