One liner jokes.
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: Because the chicken retired.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why did the hippo cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken’s day off.
Q: What do you get when you mix paint together?
A: A mess.
Q: How did the farmer move his cow?
A: In a mooving van.
Q: How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
A: You rocket.
Q: What is a buckaneer?
A: Expensive corn.
Q: What bus crossed the ocean?
A: Columbus.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton climb the mountain?
A: Because he didn’t have the guts.
Q: What bee does well in school?
A: A spelling bee.
Q: What pounds in your ear?
A: The drum.
Q: What has 10 letters and starts with gas?
A: An automobile.
Q: What’s green and sings?
A: “Elvis Parsley!!”
Q: How come the Buffalo Bills went to the bank?
A: To get their quarter back.
Q: What gives a ghost the right to scare you?
A: A haunting license.
Q: What do you call a dog in summer?
A: A hot dog.
Q: What lake tastes good with french fries?
A: Great Salt Lake!