One liner jokes.
Q: Why are Jewish people perfectly respectable people?
A: One, they’re members of just another religion. Two, they’ve been through a ton of shit. Three, if you’ve survived the Holocaust, I think you’d want to be respected, too. And finally, they’re just fucking people, just like all of us!!! This goes for every minority, by the way.
Q: Why is racism a bad thing?
A: Hating people for no reason doesn’t look good on your resume and personality.
Q: Why is an African-American a perfectly respectable person?
A: Think of all the shit they’ve been through in the past. Wouldn’t you want to be respected if you went through a lot of shit in your past?
Q: Why do racists hate minorities?
A: Good question.
Q: What’s the difference between a racist and a regular person?
A: The regular person already has some sense in him/her!
Q: Why does the KKK no longer exist?
A: Because this is America and America rules!!!
Q: What happens when a KKK member goes to an NAACP meeting?
A: I dunno, but he ain’t comin’ back!
Q: Why did no one take Chemistry at high school?
A: Because it’s so frickin boring.
Q: When is it time to get a driver’s license?
A: When you feel incredibly jealous of everyone that has one.
Q: When is it time to reconsider what you do with your wealth?
A: When you spend $400 on escargot at a fancy French restaurant.
Q: What’s the difference between a KKK member and a teenager?
A: The KKK member hates people for no reason!
Q: What do you call a KKK member?
A: Not only a KKK member, but the blacklist office.
Q: What do you call a bunch of racists?
A: People who got madd messed up opinions of whoever they’re hatin!
Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend?
A: He wiped his ass.
Q: How do you stop a goth from drowning?
A: Take your foot off their head.