Q: What happened when the vampire met a beautiful woman?
A: It was love at first bite!
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #10788
Q: Did you hear what happened when Jake and Kate tried to kiss in the fog?
A: They mist!
Joke #10787
“My boyfriend’s name should be Onion.”
“Why?”
“Sometimes he makes me want to cry.”
Joke #10786
“My girlfriend’s name should be Cannon.”
“Why?”
“She thinks she’s such a big shot.”
Joke #10785
“My boyfriend’s name should be Geometry.”
“Why?”
“He’s such a square.”
Joke #10784
“My boyfriend’s name should be Big Ben.”
“Why?”
“Because I don’t have time for him.”
Joke #10774
Q: Why do flies eat throw-up?
A: It’s a dirty job, but somebody’s got to do it.
Joke #10773
Q: What do you get when you mix franks and beans, a hot day, and a kid with a queasy stomach?
A: I don’t know, but you’re standing in it.
Joke #10772
Q: What do you call a dish featuring meat from pigs and people?
A: Pork and beings.
Joke #10771
Q: What do you call a movie about a dad who accidentally saws his child in half?
A: Honey, I Shrunk Our Kid.
Joke #10770
Q: Why do gnats hate to throw up after a meal?
A: It draws flies.
Joke #10769
Q: Why are franks and beans such a good lunch on a hot day?
A: They are as good coming up as they are going down.
Joke #10768
Q: Why do gnats love open sores?
A: Because they don’t have to worry about who gets to eat the scab.
Joke #10767
Q: Why do crocodile mothers often eat their young?
A: They just love them to death.
Joke #10766
Q: Why do mother birds vomit into their chicks’ mouths?
A: They hate to send them out without a hot breakfast.