Q: Why is toejam served on a toenail considered a delicacy in some countries?
A: Because it resembles a clam on the half-shell.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11034
Q: Why did the cannibals keep the missionaries’ tents cool?
A: So their meal could be served chilled.
Joke #11033
Q: What happened to the morgue attendant who always made bad jokes?
A: He got a chilly reception.
Joke #11032
Q: What do you call a figure skater with a chest cold?
A: Peggy phlegming.
Joke #11031
Q: What do you call a shady character with a runny nose?
A: A phlegm-flam man.
Joke #10986
Q: What condition describes a young lady throwing up?
A: Girl hurl.
Joke #10985
Q: What do you call a Mongol warlord who impales his victims and then sells them?
A: Vlad the Retailer.
Joke #10984
Q: What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
A: Pork rinds.
Joke #10983
Q: What’s the theme song at the organ donor clinic?
A: “Liver Let Die.”
Joke #10982
Q: Why do burn victims hate hospital food?
A: It makes their skin crawl.
Joke #10981
Q: What do you get when you put infected feet inside a pair of Doc Martens?
A: Pus in boots.
Joke #10980
Q: What’s the theme song from Aliens?
A: “I’ve Got You Under My Skin.”
Joke #10979
Q: What do you call an infected animal with beady eyes who comes out only at night?
A: An opussum.
Joke #10978
Q: Do people really believe the myth that if they kiss a frog, it will turn into a prince?
A: No, they just pay it lip service.
Joke #10977
Q: Why should teenagers consult a doctor before touching their pimples?
A: Improper treatment can lead to infections; besides nobody likes it when you pop them on the bathroom mirror.