Q: Why did the executioner feel it was useless beheading Marie Antoinette?
A: Her death was just a drop in the bucket.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11171
Q: Why don’t cannibals serve up stuffed bodies?
A: Because its not polite to eat a mouth that’s full.
Joke #11170
Q: Why do cannibals like eating frightened farmers?
A: They taste just like chicken.
Joke #11169
Q: How are dirty socks like seashells?
A: They both go out with the Tide.
Joke #11168
Q: How are dirty socks like a losing team?
A: They hate to go down in defeat.
Joke #11167
Q: How is playing Mortal Kombat like no other sport?
A: It’s not whether you win or lose, it’s how you spray the brains.
Joke #11166
Q: Why don’t neighborhood kids like to visit the Addams Family for Easter?
A: Thing likes to make real chocolate bunnies.
Joke #11165
Q: What do you call it when guys with bad breath are out looking for girls?
A: Scoping.
Joke #11164
Q: Why aren’t Wednesday and Pugsley allowed to bring their pets to the dinner table?
A: Pets are served only for lunch.
Joke #11163
Q: Why did the Addams Family have so many coffins lying around the house?
A: They were having relatives over for dinner.
Joke #11162
Q: How did Snow White’s smock get wet?
A: She was sprinkling pepper too close to Sneezy.
Joke #11161
Q: Why was the eighth dwarf dropped from Snow White?
A: The producers didn’t think people were ready for “Queasy.”
Joke #11156
Q: What do you call a dog with a metal box for hind legs?
A: Sparky.
Joke #11155
Q: How is belly-button lint like a flower?
A: It grows best in a moist, warm place.
Joke #11154
Q: How are smelly feet like pesky flies?
A: You can shoe them all you want but they won’t go away.