Q: Whom do birds marry?
A: Their tweet hearts.
Category Archives: (F) Quicky Jokes
One liner jokes.
Joke #11301
Q: What did the snake give his girlfriend on their first date?
A: A good-night hiss.
Joke #11264
Q: Where do you usually find chocolates?
A: Right where you left them.
Joke #11263
Q: If corn has ears and potatoes have eyes, what do chocolates have?
A: Each other.
Joke #11262
Q: How do you say chocolate in French?
A: Chocolate in French.
Joke #11261
Q: How can you change a piece of chocolate into a vegetable?
A: You toss it into the air and it comes down squash.
Joke #11260
Q: Should you ever eat chocolates on an empty stomach?
A: No, always on a plate.
Joke #11259
Q: What’s sticky, green, has eighteen legs, and is covered with brown hair?
A: I don’t know, either. But it’s crawling out of that box of valentine chocolates!
Joke #11257
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: It couldn’t get a date!
Joke #11256
Q: What did one heart say to the other heart?
A: Nothing – organs can’t talk!
Joke #11252
Q: What is the main drawback to eating pig brains?
A: Afterward, you always feel like wallowing around in a mudhole.
Joke #11251
Q: What book tells the tale of an astronomer with a hernia?
A: The Andromeda Strain.
Joke #11250
Q: What book concerns a body snatcher chasing a girl through a grain field?
A: Catch Her in the Rye.
Joke #11249
Q: What kind of dental floss do tennis players use?
A: Cat gut.
Joke #11248
Q: What’s a cannibal’s favorite movie?
A: With Six You Get Eggroll.