Q: What do you get if you cross an angry ghost with a vampire?
A: Nothing. You should never cross an angry ghost!
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #17720
Q: Why did the students study the ghost for half an hour every day?
A: Because he was history!
Joke #17719
Q: What do ghosts like to study in high school?
A: Boo-ology!
Joke #17718
Q: Why did the little ghost flunk his spelling test?
A: He made too many boo-boos!
Joke #17717
Q: Why didn’t the teacher believe the little ghost’s excuses?
A: She could see right through him!
Joke #17716
Q: Why did the little ghost flunk his math test?
A: He used invisible ink!
Joke #17715
Q: What game do baby ghosts play in nursery school?
A: Peek-a-BOO!
Joke #17714
Q: What song do little ghosts sing in kindergarten?
A: “Boo Boo Black Sheep!”
Joke #17713
Q: How did the ghost teacher explain this lesson on walking through walls?
A: She went through it again and again!
Joke #17712
Ghost Teacher: “If a ghostbuster came after you, what steps would you take?”
Ghost Student: “BIG steps!”
Joke #17711
Q: What kind of trees do ghost students study?
A: Ceme-trees!
Joke #17710
Q: Why did the ghost student collapse in class?
A: He was so tired, he was dead on his feet!
Joke #17707
Q: What do you call a dozen ghosts?
A: A bunch of boo-boos!
Joke #17706
Q: Why aren’t many ghosts arrested?
A: It’s hard to pin anything on them!
Joke #17705
Q: What should an elegant ghost do if she can’t afford mink?
A: Wear wolf! (werewolf)