TRAVELLER: “Is this my plane?”
STEWARD: “No, it belongs to the airport.”
TRAVELLER: “Very funny. Can I take it to Paris?”
STEWARD: “Okay, but bring it back first thing in the morning.”
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #17878: The World’s Dumbest Geography Joke
“Cindy,” said the teacher, “i’d like you to come up to the map and point out Cuba.”
Mary went to the front of the room and pointed to Cuba on the map.
“Very good,” said the teacher. “Now tell me who discovered Cuba.”
“I did,” said Mary.
Joke #17877
CRUISE TRAVELLER: “How close are we to land?”
CRUISE CAPTAIN: “About three miles.”
CRUISE TRAVELLER: “In which direction?”
CRUISE CAPTAIN: “Straight down.
Joke #17876
TEACHER: “Where is the Red Sea?”
HOWARD: “On the third line of my report card.”
Joke #17875
Q: What dinosaur likes to eat enchiladas?
A: Tyrannosaurs Mex.
Joke #17874
Q: What dinosaur is at home on the range?
A: Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Joke #17873
Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Pecan.
Pecan who?
Pecan the cookie jar and see if there’s any left.
Joke #17872
Q: How does the world’s smallest person say goodbye?
A: With a microwave.
Joke #17871
Q: What would you get if you crossed a gas with raisins and nuts?
A: Vapor Trail Mix
Joke #17870
Q: What’s green and crunchy and makes a low noise?
A: Pickle-o (piccolo).
Joke #17869
Q: What do mannequins put on their salads?
A: Window dressing.
Joke #17868
Q: What happens when lettuce is arrested for a crime?
A: It’s innocent until proven wilty.
Joke #17867
Q: What kind of vegetables are sailors afraid of?
A: Leeks (leaks).
Joke #17866
Q: What kind of veggies do they eat at the North Pole?
A: Snow peas.
Joke #17865
JOE: “I’m so hungry I could eat a horse.”
MOE: “I find that hard to swallow.”