Q: What pig writes to another pig?
A: A pen pal.
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Q: What pig writes to another pig?
A: A pen pal.
Q: How do you get rid of an alligator?
A: Call a fumi-gator.
CUSTOMER: “May I have a pair of alligator shoes?”
SALESMAN: “Certainly. What size is your alligator?”
Q: What is the favorite fish of the Three Musketeers?
A: Swordfish.
Q: Where do mother octopuses shop for clothes for their children?
A: Squids R Us.
Q: Where do shellfish gamble?
A: At the Clams Casino.
Q: What’s big, blows water from its spout, and turns up once every 76 years?
A: Whaley’s Comet.
Q: Who’s the world’s greatest whale magician?
A: Moby Trick.
Q: Who is the saddest whale?
A: Mopey Dick.
Q: What do big white whales play cards with?
A: Moby Deck.
Q: Who visits good little mermaids each spring to deliver eggs and candy?
A: The Oyster Bunny.
Q: Why was the comic fish fired?
A: His act smelt.
Q: Why do salmons like mornings the best?
A: It’s the spawn (dawn) of a new day.
Q: What did the dog say to the flea?
A: “I’ll be your host this evening.”
TEDDIE: “My dog is a carpenter.”
EDDIE: “What makes you say that?”
TEDDIE: “Last night he made a bolt for the door.”