Q: What would you get if you crossed a Slinky with a young hen?
A: Spring chicken.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #18019
Q: What’s yellow and goes “rat-a-tat-tat”?
A: A chicken with a machine gun.
Joke #18018
Q: What kind of birds always write in ink?
A: Pen-guins.
Joke #18017
Q: How come birds don’t eat in restaurants?
A: Because they like pecking their own lunch.
Joke #18016
Q: What would you get if you crossed a canary and a magician?
A: Cheap tricks.
Joke #18015
FLIP: “I just bought a talking parrot for a thousand dollars.”
SKIP: “What does it say?”
FLIP: “You paid too much, you paid too much!”
Joke #18013
Q: What butterfly is invincible?
A: Cocoon the Barbarian.
Joke #18012
Q: What books do fireflies like?
A: Matchbooks.
Joke #18011
Q: Who is the world’s greatest story-telling bug?
A: Ants (Hans) Christian Andersen.
Joke #18010
Q: What kind of bug keeps Santa Claus company?
A: Chimney (Jiminy) Cricket.
Joke #18009
Q: Where do hornets go when they’re sick?
A: The waspital.
Joke #18008
Q: What did one owl say to the other owl at the party?
A: “This party’s a hoot!”
Joke #18007
Q: What do bees brush their hair with?
A: Honeycombs.
Joke #18006
Q: What do bumblebees wear to the beach?
A: Bee-kinis.
Joke #18005
Q: What did one sleepy pig say to the other sleepy pig?
A: “Stop hogging the blankets!”