Q: What do whales spread on their toast?
A: Jellyfish
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #5415
Q: What bird is always sad?
A: A bluebird
Joke #5414
Q: When is a door not a door?
A: When it is ajar
Joke #5413
Q: Where does a monkey go when he loses his tail?
A: A retail store
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Another variation of this joke:
Q: What do space creatures do when they lose their tails?
A: They go to a retail store.
Joke #5412
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn’t have the guts
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why was the ghost a coward?
A: She didn’t have any guts!
Joke #5411
Q: What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
A: A carpet
Joke #5410
Q: Why couldn’t the glass fool anyone?
A: People could see right through him
Joke #5409
Q: How do rabbits travel?
A: By hare plane
Joke #5408
Q: What kind of ties are too heavy to wear?
A: Railroad ties
Joke #5407
Q: What kind of clothing does a house wear?
A: Address
Joke #5406
Q: What can you catch but not throw?
A: A cold
Joke #5405
Q: What’s brown and has holes in it?
A: Swiss shit
Joke #5404
Q: What do bees use to cut wood?
A: Buzz saws
Joke #5403
Q: Where do plants play football?
A: The ivy league
Joke #5402
Q: What’s more dangerous than pulling out a shark’s tooth?
A: Giving a porcupine a back rub