Q: What is a strawberry when it is sad?
A: A blueberry.
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Q: What is a strawberry when it is sad?
A: A blueberry.
Q: What animal don’t you play cards with?
A: A cheetah.
Q: What did one triangle say to the other triangle?
A: Let’s get together and square dance.
Q: Why don’t lobsters share?
A: Because they are shellfish.
Q: What kind of ship never sinks?
A: A friendship.
Q: Which president was the biggest ham?
A: Abraham! (Lincoln of course)
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
A: To get to the body shop.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Q: What do you call a chicken crossing the road?
A: Poultry in motion.
Q: What did the little boy tell the game warden?
A: His dad was in the kitchen poaching eggs.
Q: Why did the baby ghost cry?
A: Cause it had a boo-boo
Q: What store do dogs refuse to go to?
A: The flea market.
Q: How does every baseball player get a hit?
A: He sings a song.
Q: How far did the witch fly?
A: Ghost to ghost.
Teacher: Johnny, what is the definition of infinity?
Johnny: Tonight’s homework assignment.