Q: What was the last thing that Princess Di said to Dodi?
A: Don’t you think were taking this thing a little too fast?
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #9085
Q: What’s the difference between Princess Di and Tiger Woods?
A: He’s got a better driver.
Joke #9084
Q: How did they know that Princess Diana’s driver had dandruff?
A: They found his head and shoulders in the glove box.
Joke #9083
Q: What does Princess Di turn into at midnight?
A: The wall.
Joke #9082
Q: Why did the tunnel in Paris get so red?
A: Because they got Di all over it.
Joke #9081
Q: What do Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?
A: They both throw a ho down.
Joke #9080
Q: What does McDonald’s and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.
Joke #9079
Q: What’s green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
A: The pool table in the oval office.
Joke #9078
Q: 100 Women Surveyed, “Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?”
A: 80% said not again.
Joke #9077
Q: What does Wal-Mart, Zellers and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: Boy’s underwear half off.
Joke #9076
Q: Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
A: She didn’t keep her mouth shut!
Joke #9075
Q: Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
A: He was too busy playing the hormonica.
Joke #9074
Q: What did Helen Keller’s parents do to punish her for swearing?
A: Washed her hands with soap.
Joke #9073
Q: Why was Helen Keller’s leg yellow?
A: Her dog was blind too.
Joke #9072
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.