Sam: Why did you let the air out of the tires on your new bike?
Mary: So I can reach the pedals!
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #11397
Katie: Ants are so smart.
Ellen: Why do you say that?
Katie: They always seem to know when we’re having a picnic!
Joke #11396
Molly: Did you know that an elephant never forgets?
Steven: Big deal! What has he got to remember?
Joke #11395
Craig: Would you help me with my math homework?
Diane: No. It wouldn’t be right.
Craig: I know that. But at least you could try.
Joke #11394
Cathy: Why are you wolfing down those cookies?
John: I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite!
Joke #11393
Kevin: What a terrible circus. The knife thrower was the worst!
Anne: Why do you say that? I thought he was great.
Kevin: How could he be great? He threw all those knives at that girl and didn’t hit her once!
Joke #11392
Eileen: Why are baby girls dressed in pink and baby boys dressed in blue?
Dan: I don’t know. Why?
Eileen: Because they can’t dress themselves!
Joke #11391
Phoebe: Hey – there were sixteen cookies left in the cookie jar. Now there are only two. How do you explain that?
Bob: I don’t know. I thought I had gotten them all.
Joke #11390
David: Why are you staring at the mirror and jumping up and down like that?
Sally: I want to see what I’ll look like when I’m taller.
Joke #11389
Beth: Why are you staring at the mirror with your eyes shut?
Alice: I want to see what I look like when I’m asleep!
Joke #11388
Tim: Why are you staring at the mirror and standing on your head?
Patty: I want to see what I’d look like if I lived on the other side of the world.
Joke #11387
Peggy: Which candles burn longer – wax candles or tallow candles?
Ron: I don’t know. Which?
Peggy: Neither. They both burn shorter!
Joke #11386
Hope: Which is farther away – New York City or the moon?
Andy: New York City.
Hope: Why do you say that?
Andy: I can see the moon, but I can’t see New York City!
Joke #11385
Lili: Do the buses run on time?
Laurie: Yeah. I guess so.
Lili: No – they run on wheels!
Joke #11384
Tracy: Sometimes I don’t think you listen to a word I say.
Matthew: What?