Q: Why are space creatures sitting on a fence like a dime?
A: They’re heads on one side and tails on the other.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #11706
Q: Why aren’t short Martians as lazy as tall Martians?
A: Because they aren’t as long in bed.
Joke #11705
Q: Why did the space creature eat through the rug?
A: He wanted to see the floor show.
Joke #11704
Q: What did the adding machine say to the Martian?
A: You can count on me.
Joke #11703
Q: Why are four legged Martians poor dancers?
A: Because they have two left feet.
Joke #11702
Q: What space creatures have their eyes nearest together?
A: The smallest.
Joke #11701
Q: When is a movie producer like an astronomer?
A: When he discovers a new star.
Joke #11700
Q: Why do Martians always put their shoe on last?
A: Because when they put on one, the other is left.
Joke #11699
Q: Why did the Martian want to become a bus driver?
A: So he could tell Earthlings where to get off.
Joke #11698
Q: There were seven aliens in a spaceship. They had eight cigarettes but no matches. How did they light them?
A: They threw one cigarette overboard and that made the spaceship a cigarette lighter!
Joke #11697
Q: Why is a room filled with married Martians like an empty room?
A: There isn’t a single Martian in it.
Joke #11696
Q: What did the Martian say when his dog fell out of the flying saucer?
A: Dog-gone!
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Another version of this joke:
Q: What do you say when a dog runs away?
A: Dog-gone!
Joke #11695
Q: Why did the Martian think grass was dangerous?
A: He heard it was full of blades.
Joke #11694
Q: Do you know how long cows should be milked in space?
A: Same as the short ones.
Joke #11693
Q: Why did the Martian suspect that the walls were keeping secrets?
A: They’re always meeting in the corner.