Irv: Can you telephone from the space shuttle?
Marv: Of course I can tell a phone from the space shuttle! The phone’s the one with the long cord!
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #11739
Q: What do you call a large person who constantly calls up people, pretending to be someone else?
A: A big phone-y!
Joke #11378
Q: How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?
A: You get a buzzy signal.
Joke #11737
Q: What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?
A: Bell-bottoms!
Joke #11736
Q: When doesn’t a telephone work underwater?
A: When it’s wringing wet!
Joke #11735
Q: What is the cheapest time to call your friends long distance?
A: When they’re not home!
Joke #11733
Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs.
Joke #11732
Q: I run, yet I have no legs. What am I?
A: A nose.
Joke #11731
Q: What color did the cat paint her house?
A: “Puuuurrrr”ple
Joke #11729
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella.
Joke #11728
Q: What goes around the world yet stays in a corner?
A: A stamp.
Joke #11726
Q: The more there is the less you see?
A: Darkness.
Joke #11725
Q: What happens to ducks on Mars that fly upside down?
A: They quack up.
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Another version of this joke:
Q: Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they are flying?
A: Because they would quack up.
Joke #11724
Q: In what battle was the space creature killed?
A: His last.
Joke #11723
Q: When are a space creature’s eyes not eyes?
A: When the wind makes them water.