Q: What did the proud telephone couple name their new quadruplets?
A: Annabelle, Arline, Cordelia, and Jack.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #11898
Q: What did the little phone want to do when she grew up?
A: Join Ringling Brothers Circus!
Joke #11897
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with a vampire?
A: A ring-a-ding ding bat!
Joke #11896
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with an iron?
A: A smooth operator!
Joke #11895
Q: What do you get if you cross a telephone with an Italian dinner?
A: Spaghetti and meat bells!
Joke #11894
Q: How can you tell if someone who’s having a temper tantrum is on the phone?
A: You get a tizzy signal!
Joke #11893
Q: How can you tell if someone who’s just had a perm is on the phone?
A: You get a frizzy signal!
Joke #11892
Q: How does a door chime answer the phone?
A: Bello?
Joke #11891
Q: How does a lobster answer the phone?
A: Shello?
Joke #11890
Q: How does a cheerleader answer the phone?
A: Y-E-L-L-O!
Joke #11889
Q: Why couldn’t the skunk use her phone?
A: It was out of odor.
Joke #11888
Q: What did the payphone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?
A: Money’s tight these days!
Joke #11886
Q: What did the fax machine say to the telephone?
A: You send me!
Joke #11884
Q: What did the answering machine say to the telephone?
A: Take my word for it.
Joke #11882
Q: How is a telephone like a dirty bathtub?
A: They both have rings!