Officials in New Jersey are so afraid of organized crime infiltrating the gambling casinos in Atlantic City that they’ve taken special precautions. They now require hotel desk clerks to check guests’ baggage and their fingerprints.
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Joke #12353
Did you hear about the dumb patrolman who carried a tool box with him in case he ever had to fix a parking ticket?
Joke #12352
Did you hear about the Florida pickpocket who went bankrupt because he had cold hands?
Joke #12351
Inflation has even affected our police operations. Now the cops only look for missing persons who owe back taxes.
Joke #12350
THUG 1: “Do you want to share a cab with me?”
THUG 2: “Sure.”
THUG 1: “Okay. I get the tires. You get the radio. I get the hubcaps. You get the battery…”
Joke #12347
TRAFFIC JUDGE: “For speeding, the penalty is ten days in jail or ten dollars cash.”
MOTORIST: “I’ll take the cash, Your Honor. I can use it.”
Joke #12346
Plea bargaining has changed the way Americans think. If they arrested Patrick Henry today, he’d probably say, “Give me liberty or make me a deal.”
Joke #12345
The gas shortage is certainly affecting crime. Yesterday two hoods robbed a bank of $50,000 and escaped on bicycles.
Joke #12344
Did you hear about the nervous hitman whose aim was so bad, he couldn’t rub out an elephant with a machine gun at ten paces?
Joke #12343
ATTENTION SHY GIRLS! When dating policemen beware of the long arms of the law.
Joke #12342
Did you hear about the dumb bank robber who got caught when he stopped after the job to ask a traffic cop for directions to the highway?
Joke #12341
Crooks are bolder than ever. The last time I was robbed, the mugger gave me his card in case I was ever in the neighborhood again.
Joke #12340
The crime rate in New York is worse than ever. These days pushcart vendors can make a living selling protection to tourists.
Joke #12339
Honesty is a thing of the past. Last week I played a slot machine, and it paid off in wooden nickels.
Joke #12338
Q: What do you get if you cross a policeman with an octopus?
A: A cop with eight long arms of the law.