Q: How many goths does it take to make a hamburger?
A: Who cares, just think of all the fun we could have putting them through the mincer to find out!
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #21356
Q: What do goths buy at the liquor store when they don’t have much cash?
A: Crow-Magnums.
Joke #21355
Q: What’s another name for a goth girl?
A: A Crow-ho.
Joke #21354
Q: What did the vampire say when he looked in the mirror?
A: “So nice not to see you again”
Joke #21353
Q: Why is it so hard for goths to get work?
A: Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons.
Joke #21352
Q: What do you store your heavy velvet cape in for the summer?
A: Goth balls.
Joke #21351
Q: What do you call a goth lying in the road?
A: A speed bump.
Joke #21350
Q: How do you get a goth out of a tree?
A: You cut the rope.
Joke #21349
Q: There is Stalin, Hitler, and a goth. You have a gun with two bullets, who do you shoot?
A: The Goth. Twice.
Joke #21348
Q: What’s the difference between a goth and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket.
Joke #21347
Q: What’s the difference between a goth and an onion?
A: You cry when you cut an onion.
Joke #21346
Q: Why shouldn’t you shoot a goth?
A: The bullet is worth more.
Joke #21345
Q: What’s the difference between a goth and a clown?
A: The clown has a life.
Joke #21344
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Hopefully not too many. Large groups of Goths never get anything done.
Joke #21343
Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to do the work and one to tell her how Goth she is for it.