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Joke #12641
A football scout returned from the hills of Kentucky and told his boss, “I found a kid up there who is six feet, nine inches tall and weighs four hundred pounds. He has hands like hams and a neck size of thirty inches.”
The college coach jumped up from behind his desk and shouted, “He sounds like what the team needs. Bring him in.”
“I can’t,” said the scout. “His chain only reaches ten feet.”
Joke #12640
WILLIE: “What’s the name of your baseball team?”
BILLIE: “The Scrambled Eggs.”
WILLIE: “The Scrambled Eggs? Why did you pick that name?”
BILLIE: “Because we’re always getting beaten.”
Joke #12639
Manager to his whipped prize fighter: “Keep on swinging, kid. The draft may give him a bad cold.”
Joke #12638
FRESHMAN: “I went out for the football team today and I think I made it.”
JUNIOR: “What makes you think you made the team?”
FRESHMAN: “Well, the coach took one look at me and said, ‘Oh, no, this is the end!'”
Joke #12637
The battered prize fighter sat in his corner between rounds and said to his manager, “I think I got him worried. He’s afraid he’s going to kill me.”
Joke #12636
During a Little League game, a young catcher held up his hand to the umpire and called, “Time! I have to clean my mask.”
The ump asked, “What happened?”
The kid replied, “My bubble-gum bubble busted.”
Joke #12635
TRACK STAR: “I think nothing of running five miles every morning.”
REPORTER: “Me too, I never think of it either.”
Joke #12634
COLLEGE STUDENTS: Take art and logic and learn to draw your own conclusions.
Joke #12633
Things teachers do to drive students nuts: After they ask the class a question, they always call on a kid who doesn’t raise his hand to answer it.
So, remember students: The best way not to get picked to answer a question is to raise your hand wave it wildly as if you know the answer.
Joke #12632
TEACHER: “You can always spot an abnormal student. He’s the one who comes back to school from a long vacation and remembers to bring his homework.”
Joke #12631
Gym is the only class in school where a student has to do and then think.
Joke #12630
In reform school, teaching math is known as being in the numbers racket.
Joke #12629
In reform school, the students refer to the library as a “bookie joint.”
Joke #12628
OVERHEARD: “A college professor was telling a friend, ‘My wife is very optimistic about my future. She has already spent my next year’s salary.”