Q: What’s the difference between a black person and a park bench?
A: A park bench can support a family.
Category Archives: Jokes
The whole Joke archive. Tons of jokes!
Joke #21449
Q: Why are blacks so tall?
A: Their knee grows (Negroes).
Joke #21448
Q: Why are Jew’s noses so big?
A: Air is free.
Joke #21447
Q: What does a black lesbian eat for breakfast?
A: Cocoa Muffs.
Joke #21446
Q: What do you call racists who take the SATs?
A: Racists who take the SATs!!!
Joke #21445
Q: Why do racists take pride in their irrational hatred towards perfectly respectable minorities?
A: Who knows. Maybe they just don’t have anything better to do with their time. And if that’s true, that’s just sad.
Joke #21444
Q: Why are Jewish people perfectly respectable people?
A: One, they’re members of just another religion. Two, they’ve been through a ton of shit. Three, if you’ve survived the Holocaust, I think you’d want to be respected, too. And finally, they’re just fucking people, just like all of us!!! This goes for every minority, by the way.
Joke #21443
Q: Why is racism a bad thing?
A: Hating people for no reason doesn’t look good on your resume and personality.
Joke #21442
Q: Why is an African-American a perfectly respectable person?
A: Think of all the shit they’ve been through in the past. Wouldn’t you want to be respected if you went through a lot of shit in your past?
Joke #21441
Q: Why do racists hate minorities?
A: Good question.
Joke #21440
Q: What’s the difference between a racist and a regular person?
A: The regular person already has some sense in him/her!
Joke #21439
Q: Why does the KKK no longer exist?
A: Because this is America and America rules!!!
Joke #21438
Q: What happens when a KKK member goes to an NAACP meeting?
A: I dunno, but he ain’t comin’ back!
Joke #21429
Q: Why did no one take Chemistry at high school?
A: Because it’s so frickin boring.
Joke #21428
Q: When is it time to get a driver’s license?
A: When you feel incredibly jealous of everyone that has one.