Q: What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?
A: A Pimp.
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #5559
Q: Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
A: It’s hard to find them in the snow.
Joke #5558
Q: How many white girls does it take to screw in a light?
A: None, white girls can’t screw
Joke #5557
Q: What does a white woman and a tampon have in common?
A: They’re both stuck up cunts.
Joke #5556
Q: What’s the difference between a white man and a snake?
A: One is an evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
Joke #5555
Q: What’s big, long, and white?
A: I still don’t know yet.
Joke #5554
Q: What’s the difference between two gay guys and a freezer?
A: When you pull the meat out of the freezer, it dosent fart.
Joke #5553
Q: What do you call a bunch of White people in a Swimming Pool
A: Rice Bubbles
Joke #5552
Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Swimming Pool
A: Cocoa Pops
Joke #5551
Q: What do you call a bunch of Indians in a Red mini
A: A Jaffa
Joke #5550
Q: What’s the last thing a redneck says before he dies?
A:“Hey! Watch this!”
Joke #5549
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton fuck Britney Spears?
A: Because he didn’t have a boner in his body!
Joke #5548
Q: What do you get when you blow up Glendale?
A: Armo-geddon
Joke #5547
Q: Whats worse than smoking pot with a baby?
A: Making a bong out of it.
Joke #5546
Q: What do you call a dead baby with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean?
A: Fucked