Q: Bill and Hillary and Al and Tipper takes a boat ride, the boat capsizes, who gets saved?
A: The United States of America!
Category Archives: (C) Offensive Jokes
Jokes that are more or less offensive.
Joke #9029
Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet?
A: They were dating the same girl in high school.
Joke #9028
Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: One has two boobs, the others *are* two boobs.
Joke #9027
Q: What are the two worst things about Bill Clinton?
A: His face.
Joke #9026
Q: What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?
A: The Spice Girls!
Joke #9025
Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
A: The greyhounds wait for the hairs to come out.
Joke #9024
Q: What’s the difference between Hillary Clinton and Bill Clinton?
A: Hillary doesn’t get caught.
Joke #9000
Q: Why do men die before their wives?
A: They want to.
Joke #8999
Q: Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%.
A: It’s called a Wedding Cake.
Joke #8998
I married a Miss Right. I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Joke #8997
Q: What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A: A woman who won’t do what she’s told.
Joke #8996
Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. He’ll shut up once you let him in.
Joke #8995
Q: Why do men fart more than women?
A: Because women can’t shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
Joke #8994
Q: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
A: You don’t. There is a clock on the oven.
Joke #8993
Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
A: When she starts a sentence with “A man once told me..”