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Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #12420
NEWLYWED HUSBAND: “Honey, tomorrow I plan to shoot some dice if it’s all right with you?”
NEWLYWED WIFE: “It’s okay with me, but don’t bring any home. I don’t know the first thing about cooking them.”
Joke #12417
Mother to her teenaged daughter: “Are you going steady now?”
“Yes, I am, Mom. On Tuesday with Mike, Wednesday with Jimmy, Thursday with Frankie…”
Joke #12415
One teenaged gal to another: “Danny and I are going steady, and our romance is looking up. His dad raised his allowance.”
Joke #12400
Two teenaged girls were talking. The first girl said, “Is it true that Gerald is real slow?”
The second teenager noted, “You bet he’s slow. In fact he was born ten days after his birthday.”
Joke #12399
WILSON: “If you don’t marry me, Nelly, I’ll get a rope and hang myself in front of your home.”
NELLY: “Please, Wilson, don’t do that. you know my daddy doesn’t want you hanging around here.”
Joke #12397
A father told a friend, “I stopped my son from getting to school late by buying him a car.”
“How did that stop his lateness?” asked the friend.
The father answered, “Now he gets there early so he can find a parking space.”
Joke #12395
MRS. O’DAY: “Your husband seems to be a man of rare gifts.”
MRS. O’HAY: “That he is. He hasn’t given me one since we were married five years ago.”
Joke #12394
Wife to her husband: “I could balance this household budget, dear, if you made 500 dollars more a week.”
Joke #12393
MR. BROWN: “I am very worried. It’s raining so hard and my wife is downtown.”
MR. GREEN: “Don’t worry! She’ll most likely go into some store and shop until it stops raining.”
MR. BROWN: “That’s what I’m worried about.”
Joke #12392
A man in a department store said to a clerk, “I would like a fur coat for my wife.”
The clerk said, “I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t exchange!”
Joke #12391
Two teenaged gals met one day in a candy store. The first girl said, “I haven’t seen your brother, Mike, in years. Where has he been?”
The second girl replied, “Mike’s in college. He’s taking medicine.”
The first teenager said, “I sure hope he gets well.”
Joke #12386
A husband looking at his checkbook was heard to say to his wife, “I figured it out. Right now I have enough money to last us the rest of our lives. Of course if I buy something, that’s a different story.”
Joke #12383
LITTLE JIMMY: “My father can beat your father.”
LITTLE TIMMY: “Big deal. Even my mother can beat my father.”
Joke #12382
DAUGHTER: “Mommy, Billy and I want to play monkeys at the zoo and we want you to play. You can be the nice lady who gives us candy and peanuts.”