PSYCHIATRIST: “When did you first notice you were a cat, Mrs. Huggson?”
MRS. HUGGSON: “Oh, in about my fifth or sixth life.”
Category Archives: (F) Conversational Joke
Joke #12911
“Yesterday I saw a dental hygienist having a fight with a manicurist over a doctor.”
“I’ll be they were battling tooth and nail.”
Joke #12906
OVERHEARD: “My wife not only has kept her girlish figure, she has doubled it.”
Joke #12898
ACTRESS: “My husband wants a divorce.”
AGENT: “What do you think you should do?”
ACTRESS: “I really don’t know what to do. My psychiatrist is away on a vacation.”
Joke #12897
SNOB #1: “My ancestors came over on the Mayflower.”
SNOB #2: “Tut! Tut! My ancestors owned the Mayflower.”
Joke #12896
OVERHEARD IN A HOLLYWOOD STUDIO: “My last movie made over 35 million dollars. One million on admissions and 34 million on the popcorn!”
Joke #12895
GAL (to her boss): “Mr. Stanley, my mother told me to ask you for a raise.”
MR. STANLEY: “Okay, I’ll ask my mother if I may give you one.”
Joke #12894
GAL (to office boy carrying a large stack of paper): “What’s all that, Charlie?”
CHARLIE: “These are memos from the boss telling us to cut down on using too much paper!”
Joke #12893
PERSONNEL DIRECTOR: “I want you to know, Mr. Vummer, for this job we want someone who is responsible.”
MR. VUMMER: “That’s me. On my last job, whenever something went wrong, they said I was responsible.”
Joke #12892
FIRST WORKER: “You mean to say you lost your last job because the weather didn’t agree with you? What type of work did you do?”
SECOND WORKER: “I was a TV weather forecaster.”
Joke #12891
“What kind of work do you do?”
“My boss says it’s sloppy.”
Joke #12890
Gal at desk of fellow worker: “I’m taking up a collection to buy a larger collection box!”
Joke #12889
Overheard in a large office: “I have to ask for a raise. My take-home pay doesn’t even make it halfway home now!”
Joke #12888
CLERK #1: “Do you file your nails?”
CLERK #2: “No, I just throw them away!”
Joke #12883
A gal looked her blind date up and down and said, “I’d like you better if you were tall, dark and handsome.”
The blind date looked her up and down and replied, “If I were tall, dark and handsome, I wouldn’t be out with you!”