specialist – n. a doctor who has fewer patients than a general practitioner and more money
Category Archives: Dictionary
These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
surgeon
surgeon – n. a guy who preferred to cut up at medical school
volcano
volcano – n. a mountain on Mars with hiccups
raindeer
raindeer – n. a species of deer that is made completely of freshly condensed rain. They explode instantaneously when they take their first shit, which results in a mild sprinkle of rain. Raindeers are expected to live one to two hours before having to take a shit.
spacebee
spacebee – n. a form of mutated bee that has figured out a way to not only fly out of the Earth’s atmosphere and live, but to survive in the dredges of space. Rumored to be biomechanical in nature, and not purely mechanical as the popular belief states. Nor are spacebees regular bees in spacesuits.
buzziness
buzziness – n. business as it pertains to bees or spacebees. <see spacebee>
spacewich
spacewich – n. a food in which there are two slices of bread with nothing in between.
coach
coach – n. someone who is willing to lay down your life for the school.
alladode
alladode – v. to frequently find fresh flowers for a girl named Franny
oglaruc
oglaruc – v. to happily hold hearts in your hands
lanodroc
lanodroc – n. a gift that you’re happy you can take back to the store
mureep
mureep – n. a gift that makes you happy because it affirms that you have better taste than the person giving you the gift
yadnu
yadnu – v. to learn to snorkle in your backyard pool.
cordonal
cordonal – n. a gift that allows you to start your collection of used bottle caps
demic
demic – n. a package that is beautifully wrapped with recycled garbage