patino – n. a duck farm
Category Archives: Dictionary
These are the words from the Squackle dictionary.
nachcoo
nachcoo – v. to watch porn in a public bathroom with the volume very high
cenebu
cenebu – v. to bring your annoying kid to work
dusoma
dusoma – v. to fix something by breaking it
;} v. to break something by fixing it
;} n. something that was fixed by breaking it
;} n. something that was broken by fixing it
qirayapad
qirayapad – v. to willfully piss your own pants because you are too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom
alpichapalon
alpichapalon – v. to dig out your own cave in a mountain for the purpose of living in there
cosaelitea
cosaelitea – v. to replace your penis with a live animal
seeree
seeree – n. a classification of plot devices used in writing which the fiction (time travel/alternate dimensions) or things that do not actually exist within the fictional universe at hand (dreams/books) are used to lazily write-off any discontinuity or to retcon what you don’t like.
Ex. I’m not sure X-Men: Days of Future Past would have been as enjoyable if not for the seeree that was used to excise X-Men 3. None of that shit matters anymore!
icaodoblarxouscuen
icaodoblarxouscuen – n. the unfortunate situation in which you message someone on a dating web site and they respond to you, but on second look you accidentally glossed over something very important that would have caused you to not message them, but now you are in the situation in which they responded to you and keep responding to you when you message them.
Ex. I got myself into a icaodoblarxouscuen today.
dabasor
dabasor – n. a blender that you use to make cookies
porlotro
porlotro – n. a random actor that seems like maybe you should know them but you don’t actually know them and you are unsure if they are famous or not but the commercial makes it seem like they are actually famous when they may not actually be. Or maybe they are.
vegalame
vegalame – n. a lame vegetable
prendiagredicianadab
prendiagredicianadab – n. a 7 foot 10 inch black cross-dresser who graduated from space camp
dobludad
dobludad – n. a half eaten Cheetos on the bathroom floor with one piece in the trash can
sadauerasg
sadauerasg – n. a long list of made up words you keep for years until you are able to define them arbitrarily