davepoobond: are you potty trained?
MogWai2086: no
davepoobond: why not
MogWai2086: because if i touch water i multiply
davepoobond: wow! me too!
Category Archives: Prank IMs
1 to 1 pranks.
#6103: davepoobond -> SexyMe2C
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
SexyMe2C: WELL SORRY TO HAVE T SAY THIS BUT…
SexyMe2C: I’M GONNA HAVE TO BLOCK YOU NOW!
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: bye
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: dont
davepoobond: dontblockme
davepoobond: hello?
#6102: davepoobond -> JstnLova
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
JstnLova: lol yes u?
davepoobond: yessum
JstnLova: good job
JstnLova: a/s/l
davepoobond: how do you know?
JstnLova: how do i know what
davepoobond: how do you know what that thing that i asked you about and you said yes how about u
JstnLova: whoa whoa *confused*
davepoobond: do you eat boogers?
JstnLova: no
davepoobond: :-X
davepoobond: thats bad
JstnLova: lol why is that bad?
davepoobond: :-\
davepoobond: why do you think?
davepoobond: you dont get nutrients that you need so badly
JstnLova: lol um ook
davepoobond: like the occasion shot of alka seltzter
JstnLova: ew that stuff is gross
davepoobond: tastes like club soda
davepoobond: i am space ghost
JstnLova: kewl
#6101: davepoobond -> RawPrincess
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
RawPrincess: YAH
davepoobond: how come
RawPrincess: I LEARNED
davepoobond: ::fart:: how
RawPrincess: I DUNNO
davepoobond: how do you not know how you learned something?
#6100: davepoobond -> x erik o
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
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I get warned from 30% to 50%.
#6099: davepoobond -> nizi
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
nizi: nope
davepoobond: why not
nizi: because i havent so shutup
davepoobond: because why?
#6098: davepoobond -> Syfir
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
Syfir: no..I am not
davepoobond: why not
Syfir: haha
Syfir: I already saw the picture
davepoobond: what picture?
davepoobond: picture of what?
Syfir: i already saw it
davepoobond: saw what
Syfir: let me guess….
Syfir: what would i do if i have a presention and i shit in my pants…right?
davepoobond: eh? how’d you know i was gonna ask that question?
Syfir: haha
Syfir: I am smarter then you think I am
davepoobond: ok, then, what am i gonna say now?
Syfir: haha
Syfir: you are just gonna chnage it
davepoobond: seriously, what am i gonna say?
Syfir: oh
Syfir: you are gonna tell me to wear diapers
davepoobond: well, i wasnt gonna say that…
davepoobond: i was gonna say “do you wear diapers”
Syfir: sure you are not
Syfir: yea
Syfir: same different
davepoobond: not to tell you to
Syfir: i don’t like that stuff on me
davepoobond: do u sit in slices of bologna?
Syfir: go mes with competition
davepoobond: syfir……..does that mean seifer?
Syfir: nope
Syfir: Syfir as in my call name
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: whatever
davepoobond: i’m gonna mess with competition then
davepoobond: but, how did you know i was gonna say the first thing?
Syfir: I told you
Syfir: I am smart
davepoobond: riiight
davepoobond: i bet you just asked paun or something
Syfir: paun?
Syfir: is he even there?
davepoobond: he was when i asked you
Syfir: oh
Syfir: dunno
davepoobond: i cant IM competition
davepoobond: you’re stuck with me!
davepoobond: mwah!
Syfir: hahaha
Syfir: IM dizeka
Syfir: then
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: she left
Syfir: he*
Syfir: IM…..
Syfir: um
Syfir: nizi
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This IM happened: https://squackle.com/?p=6099
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davepoobond: well, he isnt talking anymore
Syfir: haha
Syfir: x erik o
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davepoobond: nyargh! he warned me!
Syfir: hah
davepoobond: well, now what?
Syfir: dunno
davepoobond: =(
#6097: davepoobond -> paun
davepoobond: are you potty trained?
paun: nope
davepoobond: why not
paun: because
paun: its too much a hassle
davepoobond: why do u think so
paun: because
paun: I don’t want to walk to the bathroom
paun: I’d rather just go
davepoobond: when you’re giving a presentation to the class in school, and you have to poo, do you just crap in your pants?
paun: yes
davepoobond: when do you clean your pants out?
paun: never
paun: it fertilizes my pants
davepoobond: so, you must have brown pants then?
davepoobond: and whenever your pants are overloaded, do they just slide down your leg slowly, leaving a trail and while you walk they just drop out of the bottom?
paun: no
paun: I wear diapers
davepoobond: diapers are overated
davepoobond: what you need,
davepoobond: is a super soaker bottle
paun: no
davepoobond: just jam it in, anyway you want, and go in it
#6092: davepoobond -> kittycat
davepoobond: HI
kittycat: hi
kittycat: who is this
davepoobond: THIS IS PA RAPPA THE RAPPER
kittycat: right
davepoobond: YEP, I AM RIGHT
kittycat: yea..i know you
davepoobond: YEP, I HAVE MY OWN VIDEO GAME
kittycat: wow….really?
kittycat: do i really fuckin care
davepoobond: UH
davepoobond: YEAH
kittycat: no
davepoobond: …………………………………….YEAH?
kittycat: hahaha…..NO!!!
kittycat: and what the hell is wrong with your sn
davepoobond: ………………………………….YES
davepoobond: PLOP GOES THE POOP?
kittycat: yea?
kittycat: how old r u
davepoobond: ……
kittycat: thats like an sn a 2nd grader would have
davepoobond: YOU’RE ASKING ME TO COUNT
kittycat: your an idiot
davepoobond: NO
kittycat: no u are such a fucking idiot
davepoobond: JUST YOUR EVERYDAY LOCAL MORONIC PERSON THAT DOESNT HAVE ANY PANTS ON ACROSS THE STREET
davepoobond: WUTTTZ YOUR NAME
kittycat: a/s/l
kittycat: what is yours
davepoobond: TOLD YOU
kittycat: no
davepoobond: YES
davepoobond: MY NAME IS BOND
davepoobond: JAMES BOND
davepoobond: HAPPY
davepoobond: TELL ME YOURS
kittycat: how old r u
davepoobond: 15
kittycat: do u go to lchs
davepoobond: POSSIBLY
kittycat: yea or no
davepoobond: OR
kittycat: yea or no
davepoobond: POO
kittycat: shit
kittycat: stop bringin that up
davepoobond: ouch…
davepoobond: you hurt my feelings
kittycat: your a fucking idiot
davepoobond: so
kittycat: oh u know it
kittycat: well that makes u a step smarter
kittycat: but not really
kittycat: do u have ne idea who i am
davepoobond: hmm
davepoobond: yeah
kittycat: or r u just iming me to piss me off
davepoobond: no
davepoobond: who are you anyway
kittycat: y did u im me if u dint know who i was
davepoobond: cuz your sn was in LARGEgerbil’s info
kittycat: thats carls sn
davepoobond: yeah
davepoobond: so
davepoobond: its in his info
davepoobond: if you click the big i when you talk to him
kittycat: who r u and i’ll tell u who i am
kittycat: i know
davepoobond: branden
davepoobond: whats yours
kittycat: nu uh!!
davepoobond: yuh uh!
kittycat: no way!
davepoobond: you told me to tell you my name
davepoobond: i told you my name
davepoobond: and your saying its NOT
davepoobond: what am i supposed to do?
kittycat: your name is dave
davepoobond: tell you a FAKE name?
davepoobond: dave?
davepoobond: what the?
kittycat: no shit buddy
kittycat: thats what i said dint i?
davepoobond: what are you smokin
kittycat: what do u think
davepoobond: ………..if you think i’m someone named “dave” you’re crazy
kittycat: yea cause everyone named dave is an idiot right?
davepoobond: no
kittycat: name some smart daves that go to lchs
davepoobond: …..david copperfield?
kittycat: oooohh…smart
kittycat: NO!!!
davepoobond: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
davepoobond: I DONT PAY ATTENTION
davepoobond: i’m just a lowly man named Branden
kittycat: neither do i
kittycat: right
davepoobond: whats your name
kittycat: no your name is dave
davepoobond: ::chokes carl::
davepoobond: whats your name!?
davepoobond: no my name isnt dave
kittycat: its not branden
davepoobond: its not katie either
kittycat: and i know its dave
davepoobond: and i know its not
kittycat: do u go to lchs
davepoobond: whats my last name if you think you’re so smart?
kittycat: i might know u
kittycat: (*censored*)
davepoobond: …..
davepoobond: the fuck
davepoobond: he’s a fuckin shit head
davepoobond: i’m not him
kittycat: dammit u r stupid
davepoobond: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat
davepoobond: nooooooo
davepoobond: i got into…………..12th grade diddddddddnt i
kittycat: u dont get it i know who u r
davepoobond: i know who you are TOO
kittycat: who am i?
davepoobond: like you, i have my own resources too
kittycat: k
davepoobond: (*censored*)
kittycat: and who told u that
davepoobond: a little leprechaun
davepoobond: he knows wonders of things
davepoobond: u should hear his speech about LARGEgerbil Poo
kittycat: and what is this little leprechauns name?
davepoobond: Roy
davepoobond: he has a Rolls Royce
davepoobond: it can fly
kittycat: well now that i know who u r i dont really wanna talk to you
kittycat: bye
kittycat signed off at 10:48:39 PM.
#6079: davepoobond -> gashek
davepoobond: hi
gashek: im a man
davepoobond: so
davepoobond: i am too
gashek: im not gay
davepoobond: great, me neither
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: heeeeeelllllooooooooo
gashek: what
davepoobond: hi
#6062: stimpyismyname -> DeadOrAlive60
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: whyd u leave
DeadOrAlive60: because the site is dumb and youwont tell me the ttruth
stimpyismyname: the site is just messed up
DeadOrAlive60: well is wcw boy real
stimpyismyname: itll be fixed in a month
stimpyismyname: no
DeadOrAlive60: well who was i talking to last night then
stimpyismyname: i alreadsy told u that
stimpyismyname: davepoobond
stimpyismyname: probly
stimpyismyname: who cares
DeadOrAlive60: is he a guy
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: well he told me he was masturbating with the mouse cord
stimpyismyname: u said u gave dogs blowjobs
DeadOrAlive60: i was just playing
DeadOrAlive60: i didnt have no one to talk to
stimpyismyname: so was he
stimpyismyname: idiot
DeadOrAlive60: well is he gay
stimpyismyname: no
DeadOrAlive60: how do you know
stimpyismyname: fine hes gay
stimpyismyname: what do you care
DeadOrAlive60: is he gay for real?
stimpyismyname: ui dont know
stimpyismyname: i dont know
DeadOrAlive60: well he talked ay last night he told me his dick isze
stimpyismyname: u asked
DeadOrAlive60: so just wanted to see if he really would answer them
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: so he did
stimpyismyname: u asked a bunch of times
stimpyismyname: whatd u want him to do
DeadOrAlive60: because i am bi
stimpyismyname: ok…
DeadOrAlive60: i am bisexual
stimpyismyname: thats great
DeadOrAlive60: are you a guy
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: well are you straight?
stimpyismyname: yeah
DeadOrAlive60: well can we chat about sex?
stimpyismyname: now?
stimpyismyname: no
DeadOrAlive60: why not
stimpyismyname: why do you always want to
stimpyismyname: are you a sexaholic
DeadOrAlive60: because it makes me horny
stimpyismyname: thats wonderful
DeadOrAlive60: well can we?
stimpyismyname: i already said no
DeadOrAlive60: bye then
stimpyismyname: …..ok…
stimpyismyname: perv
#6061: stimpyismyname -> Staindxx
stimpyismyname: hi
Staindxx: hi
stimpyismyname: do you like cheese
Staindxx: yeah
stimpyismyname: what kind
Staindxx: um…
Staindxx: Cheddar?
stimpyismyname: orange?
stimpyismyname: i like orange
Staindxx: …….?
stimpyismyname: mmm mmmm
stimpyismyname: orange cheese
stimpyismyname: am i right or what
Staindxx: um..
stimpyismyname: high five!
stimpyismyname: cmon
Staindxx: e
stimpyismyname: just say high five
Staindxx: ….
Staindxx: high five?
stimpyismyname: as a wise man once told me, “there are bulls and bears but you are thinking like an animal”
Staindxx: …..
stimpyismyname: bonds have more FUN
Staindxx: …
stimpyismyname: my friend says to go to the EDGAR section
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: want to know how to turn Office into a fully integrated business powerhouse
stimpyismyname: ?
Staindxx: …….
stimpyismyname: guess not
stimpyismyname: but i could tell you
Staindxx: ok…..go ahead
stimpyismyname: actually i dont want to
stimpyismyname: its a family secret
Staindxx: ok..
stimpyismyname: sorry
stimpyismyname: hello?
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#6060: stimpyismyname -> Laospryderx
stimpyismyname: hi
stimpyismyname: u like wwf?
Laospryderx: wut
Laospryderx: ya
Laospryderx: and wcw
stimpyismyname: how about that wcw though
stimpyismyname: yeehaw
stimpyismyname: ecw
stimpyismyname: all the way
Laospryderx: no never seen it befor
stimpyismyname: how aout seinfeld
stimpyismyname: seen tht?
Laospryderx: talk later
stimpyismyname: ok
stimpyismyname: see ya later spry-ator
#6059: stimpyismyname -> SLIPKNOTSIC
stimpyismyname: do you like to play games?
SLIPKNOTSIC: PS2,>
stimpyismyname: cool
stimpyismyname: ChristopherSoft
stimpyismyname: its an awesome site
SLIPKNOTSIC: WAZ THAT
stimpyismyname: its awesome
SLIPKNOTSIC: STINKY BEEF IS GOOD
SLIPKNOTSIC: WTF
stimpyismyname: yea
stimpyismyname: just go
stimpyismyname: its notporn
stimpyismyname: sign the guestbook
#6056: stimpyismyname -> MrFredRogers
stimpyismyname: hello
stimpyismyname: do you like games
MrFredRogers: yes
stimpyismyname: JAGUAR IS MAKIN A COMEBACK!!
stimpyismyname: huh?
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: am i right or what
MrFredRogers: it depends
MrFredRogers: are they?
MrFredRogers: / is it?
stimpyismyname: yes
stimpyismyname: the system
stimpyismyname: atari jaguar
stimpyismyname: booyeah
MrFredRogers: oh that one ok
MrFredRogers: i thought a new one
MrFredRogers: or some such stuff
stimpyismyname: yeah
stimpyismyname: that would be cool
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: yep
stimpyismyname: i’ve ever played it
stimpyismyname: i heard it sucked
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: so did ur mom
MrFredRogers: yeah
stimpyismyname: so…..
stimpyismyname: wanna be a member of my website
MrFredRogers: depends
MrFredRogers: what is it
stimpyismyname: http://www.geocities.com/stinkybeefisgood
stimpyismyname: hey
stimpyismyname: did u go
MrFredRogers: i had an error
stimpyismyname: o
stimpyismyname: i dunno
MrFredRogers: ok
stimpyismyname: try it again
MrFredRogers: try what
stimpyismyname: the link
MrFredRogers:
MrFredRogers: ?
stimpyismyname: …what?
MrFredRogers: ng
stimpyismyname: whats that
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