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Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10375: davepoobond -> TBomb

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davepoobond: ray

davepoobond: or should i say Raymo Washington

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: wut’d u do for halloweenery

TBomb: stay home and study for tests

TBomb: u?

TBomb: hehe

davepoobond: trick or treated

TBomb: luky

davepoobond: i dressed up as a box, and i put a paper bag on my head

TBomb: omg..

TBomb: are you serious/

davepoobond: yep

TBomb: dats the coolest costume ever!

davepoobond: it was like a mattress type of box

davepoobond: like what a mattress would be if it were a box

davepoobond: and there were arm holes in it for my arms

davepoobond: and a hole for my head

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: my bag had eyeholes in it, and it had a unibrow

TBomb: HAHA

TBomb: its the cardboard monster!

davepoobond: everyone else wasn’t really dressed up as anything

davepoobond: there’s like 3 guys not really dressed up as anything and then a box

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: everyone started calling me sponge bob square pants

davepoobond: that was dumb

TBomb: oh! you shouldve painted urself yellow

davepoobond: the bag was crying blood

davepoobond: nooooooooo

TBomb: dat wouldve been cool

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: it woulda been gay

TBomb: HAHAH

davepoobond: but it was pretty funny

davepoobond: some stupid assholes started punching me and shit too

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: and then they ran away

TBomb: little kids?

davepoobond: no, sophomores

TBomb: HAHAHHAHAHAH

davepoobond: people take advantage of the box

TBomb: poor box

davepoobond: they ran away, so i couldnt really see who it was that actually hit me

davepoobond: i woulda chased after them if i knew

davepoobond: and then beat them on their head

davepoobond: with my 5 pound bag of candy

TBomb: i was a house

TBomb: HAHA

davepoobond: everyone said “oh that’s creative”

davepoobond: to my costume

TBomb: brb

davepoobond: and some old drunk people laughed at my costume too

davepoobond: one of my friends had a fart machine and made farting noises with it, and they started calling him “fart man”

davepoobond: i’m gonna go actually. go play my gta vice city

davepoobond: oh yeah

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10373: davepoobond -> SuperiorDonald

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davepoobond: heh i played starcraft today, and i called a buncha people fags and then they got mad

SuperiorDonald: That usually happens

davepoobond: yea, but then this is the gripper

davepoobond: they challenged me to a game of sc

davepoobond: and then i beat their asses

davepoobond: and then i called them fags and they said “again again”

davepoobond: and then i said they were fags still

davepoobond: then they lost interest and had sex with their moms

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10371: davepoobond -> Holmes

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davepoobond: windows media player’s visualizations are so cool

davepoobond: especially randomization: battery

Holmes: yes

Holmes: you have windows xp?

davepoobond: ya

Holmes: damn you

Holmes: you have better visualzations

davepoobond: hehe

davepoobond: u can dl them

Holmes: yes

Holmes: ut some are for windows XP

Holmes: and some are for the others

davepoobond: o well

davepoobond: i gotta buncha skins for it

davepoobond: they’re kinda ok

davepoobond: all the ones from microsoft’s site

davepoobond: man these visualizations are eye pleasing

Holmes: they probablly have secret messages saying: “buy microsoft”

davepoobond: strangely, i feel like that i should be loyal to microsoft for the rest of my life now

davepoobond: yes, the circling zig zagging line is all knowing

Holmes: hehe

Holmes: must…..buy……microsoft

Holmes: must……buy….windows

Holmes: “in todays news, people are buying an extradonary large amount of new windows for there homes.”

Holmes: Bill Gates: “damnit i should have put MICROSOFT windows!!!!!!!”

davepoobond: yeah…that’s what i’m gonna do, bye

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: hey send me this IM

davepoobond: i dont have the whole thing

Holmes: ok

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10369: Phoenix -> RATM 1087

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Phoenix: I like shoes

RATM 1087: shoes don’t like you

Phoenix: they smell nice

Phoenix: their fluffy too, like bunny wabbits

Phoenix: are you fluffy?

RATM 1087: sometimes

RATM 1087: when i want to be

Phoenix: I don’t think so, only bunnies

RATM 1087: i can act bunny like

RATM 1087: what’s your name

Phoenix: Bunnies are cute too, their fluffy and nice and fluffy and nice and fluffy and nice and fluffy and nice and fluffy and nice and cheesy.

RATM 1087: hmm.. i don’t find bunnies to be cheesy

RATM 1087: only if i put cheese on them

RATM 1087: then they are most definitely cheesy

Phoenix: they like too eat hay, hay is their yummy nectar.

RATM 1087: yes

Phoenix: with hair, hair smells nice

RATM 1087: do you know me

Phoenix: I like hair, y’know?

RATM 1087: i see

Phoenix: It has good staying power in the winter

Phoenix: … in time

RATM 1087: yes i agree

RATM 1087: you’re a smart kid

Phoenix: Snow I don’t like

RATM 1087: snow can ocassionally be good

Phoenix: It’s ugly and has a attitudde problem, it’s all hey look at me, I’m white and fluffy and such

RATM 1087: yes

Phoenix: snow is the devils bitch

Phoenix: When it snows out I hide… with the bunnies… and dance

Phoenix: I like bunnies

RATM 1087: bunnies are white and fluffy

RATM 1087: but in a good way

Phoenix: I also like to mix things, like pudding

Phoenix: fizzy pudding, with shampoo

RATM 1087: yeah that’s good

RATM 1087: i like sewing

RATM 1087: i just got finished with some sewing

Phoenix: Head and shoulders shampoo

Phoenix: the fed ex man is taking too long…. its ruining my life

RATM 1087: i see

RATM 1087: what do you plan on having delivered

Phoenix: Like brichu, cause his hand takes so long

Phoenix: coming you tomorrow so

Phoenix: …cuz monkey will have to go with you because Gabe and brichu have Work

RATM 1087: do you know who i am

Phoenix: lemme see if I can get it

Phoenix: says it is not around

RATM 1087: you don’t know me

RATM 1087: i don’t know you

Phoenix: I know zoo

Phoenix: by the way

Phoenix: darlene took house #4

Phoenix: LoL

Phoenix: Lol

RATM 1087: i don’t know who you are

Phoenix: Oh lord, this will be scary. Howed she decorate?

Phoenix: Lovely furniture

Phoenix: LoL

Phoenix: She wants it to be pretty

Phoenix: Jeez…

Phoenix: damn, oh ell

RATM 1087: i don’t know you

Phoenix: Cards I guess ? I dunno ?

Phoenix: But tuesday, bring nothing

Phoenix: get here ASAP

RATM 1087: no

Phoenix: because

RATM 1087: no

RATM 1087: you do’nt know who i am

RATM 1087: you have the wrong person

Phoenix: Yup I made damn sure I was off for … day

RATM 1087: you don’t know me

RATM 1087: shut up

Phoenix: Lol

Phoenix: you know, God is coming to devour our souls this friday

Phoenix: at 8 o clock there will be god fireworks spectacular

RATM 1087: where do you live

RATM 1087: that’s interesting

Phoenix: then at 9 the feast of souls begins

RATM 1087: what school do you go to

Phoenix: Canada LoL

RATM 1087: how’d you get my screen name

Phoenix: Ontario tech is where I went too school

Phoenix: I got your sn cause I’m God

RATM 1087: i see

RATM 1087: did you search for my screen name

Phoenix: You defy me?

RATM 1087: no sir

Phoenix: I will strike you down with feet aplenty

Phoenix: lol

Phoenix: the berkel thirsts for your blood

RATM 1087: i go to a catholic school you offend me

Phoenix: the catholic school is really a tool of the devil

Phoenix: and it;s accually a cult

RATM 1087: you are correct sir

RATM 1087: i’m glad that you can see that as well as i

Phoenix: A happy Happy cult

Phoenix: yup!

Phoenix: do you have a god?

RATM 1087: yes

Phoenix: Have you recieved jesus christ as your personal savior?

RATM 1087: yes

RATM 1087: jesus loves us all

Phoenix: cause if not we can SEND you a piece of jesus via air mail for just 39.98

RATM 1087: haha canadian jesus

Phoenix: My savior is Damien Malachi!

RATM 1087: i see

Phoenix: Humans suck. Humans are the scourge of the earth and should be eraticated. KILL ALL THE SPIDERS TO SAVE THE BUTTERFLIES

RATM 1087: i like butterflies

Phoenix: Well you arn’t one, you spooney bitch.

Phoenix: Humans should do the world a favor and fry themselves, that way they make room for the more evolved creatures

RATM 1087: you’re a sick mother fucker

Phoenix: thank you!

Phoenix: then it turned into a red headed bitch fight

RATM 1087: well i’m leaving

RATM 1087: bywe

Phoenix: the many flames of the relm of damien malachi bless you heartily

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#10366: davepoobond -> Izumo Etsuko

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davepoobond: if i flooded out your house, do you think you’d make it out or would you burn up before the water filled your lungs?

Izumo Etsuko: I would probably make it out

davepoobond: >.>

Izumo Etsuko: of there..

Izumo Etsuko: o.o;

Izumo Etsuko: lol

davepoobond: metal mario theme is soooo cool

Izumo Etsuko: Really?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: from mario 64

Izumo Etsuko: damn

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#10365: davepoobond -> elmoisfurry

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davepoobond: having fun at ur carnival while ur sitting at home

elmoisfurry: yes

elmoisfurry: we didnt go hehe, but going to a movie sometime hehe

davepoobond: hehe ur gay hehe

elmoisfurry: hehe suck my balls hehe hehe hehe fuck you hehe

davepoobond: hehe eat some haggis in a can hehe

elmoisfurry: hehe thats for special occaisions you stupid fucking wop hehe

elmoisfurry: have fun at marks land of gayness?

davepoobond: i didnt go

elmoisfurry: good job jackass

davepoobond: good job ur ass

elmoisfurry: good job, your mom

davepoobond: yeah give your mom a good job

elmoisfurry: i gave your mom a good job on my break while you were buying the chips

davepoobond: u dissin those chips?

elmoisfurry: yes

davepoobond: ur such a bastard, i sweer

elmoisfurry: i swear your a fuckin wop

davepoobond: wop ur mom

davepoobond: take on me. take meeee onnnnn

davepoobond: I’LL BE GONNNEEE

elmoisfurry: taaaaaake ooooon meeeeee

elmoisfurry: taaake yourrrrr moooooom

davepoobond: is it better to be safe than sorry?

davepoobond: take on meee

davepoobond: take on me!

davepoobond: take me onnnnnnn!

davepoobond: take on me!

davepoobond: i’ll be gonnneee!

davepoobond: CANT TAKE SOMETHING TRUEEEE

–

He signs off.