Phoenix: I like shoes
RATM 1087: shoes don’t like you
Phoenix: they smell nice
Phoenix: their fluffy too, like bunny wabbits
Phoenix: are you fluffy?
RATM 1087: sometimes
RATM 1087: when i want to be
Phoenix: I don’t think so, only bunnies
RATM 1087: i can act bunny like
RATM 1087: what’s your name
Phoenix: Bunnies are cute too, their fluffy and nice and fluffy and nice and fluffy and nice and fluffy and nice and fluffy and nice and cheesy.
RATM 1087: hmm.. i don’t find bunnies to be cheesy
RATM 1087: only if i put cheese on them
RATM 1087: then they are most definitely cheesy
Phoenix: they like too eat hay, hay is their yummy nectar.
RATM 1087: yes
Phoenix: with hair, hair smells nice
RATM 1087: do you know me
Phoenix: I like hair, y’know?
RATM 1087: i see
Phoenix: It has good staying power in the winter
Phoenix: … in time
RATM 1087: yes i agree
RATM 1087: you’re a smart kid
Phoenix: Snow I don’t like
RATM 1087: snow can ocassionally be good
Phoenix: It’s ugly and has a attitudde problem, it’s all hey look at me, I’m white and fluffy and such
RATM 1087: yes
Phoenix: snow is the devils bitch
Phoenix: When it snows out I hide… with the bunnies… and dance
Phoenix: I like bunnies
RATM 1087: bunnies are white and fluffy
RATM 1087: but in a good way
Phoenix: I also like to mix things, like pudding
Phoenix: fizzy pudding, with shampoo
RATM 1087: yeah that’s good
RATM 1087: i like sewing
RATM 1087: i just got finished with some sewing
Phoenix: Head and shoulders shampoo
Phoenix: the fed ex man is taking too long…. its ruining my life
RATM 1087: i see
RATM 1087: what do you plan on having delivered
Phoenix: Like brichu, cause his hand takes so long
Phoenix: coming you tomorrow so
Phoenix: …cuz monkey will have to go with you because Gabe and brichu have Work
RATM 1087: do you know who i am
Phoenix: lemme see if I can get it
Phoenix: says it is not around
RATM 1087: you don’t know me
RATM 1087: i don’t know you
Phoenix: I know zoo
Phoenix: by the way
Phoenix: darlene took house #4
Phoenix: LoL
Phoenix: Lol
RATM 1087: i don’t know who you are
Phoenix: Oh lord, this will be scary. Howed she decorate?
Phoenix: Lovely furniture
Phoenix: LoL
Phoenix: She wants it to be pretty
Phoenix: Jeez…
Phoenix: damn, oh ell
RATM 1087: i don’t know you
Phoenix: Cards I guess ? I dunno ?
Phoenix: But tuesday, bring nothing
Phoenix: get here ASAP
RATM 1087: no
Phoenix: because
RATM 1087: no
RATM 1087: you do’nt know who i am
RATM 1087: you have the wrong person
Phoenix: Yup I made damn sure I was off for … day
RATM 1087: you don’t know me
RATM 1087: shut up
Phoenix: Lol
Phoenix: you know, God is coming to devour our souls this friday
Phoenix: at 8 o clock there will be god fireworks spectacular
RATM 1087: where do you live
RATM 1087: that’s interesting
Phoenix: then at 9 the feast of souls begins
RATM 1087: what school do you go to
Phoenix: Canada LoL
RATM 1087: how’d you get my screen name
Phoenix: Ontario tech is where I went too school
Phoenix: I got your sn cause I’m God
RATM 1087: i see
RATM 1087: did you search for my screen name
Phoenix: You defy me?
RATM 1087: no sir
Phoenix: I will strike you down with feet aplenty
Phoenix: lol
Phoenix: the berkel thirsts for your blood
RATM 1087: i go to a catholic school you offend me
Phoenix: the catholic school is really a tool of the devil
Phoenix: and it;s accually a cult
RATM 1087: you are correct sir
RATM 1087: i’m glad that you can see that as well as i
Phoenix: A happy Happy cult
Phoenix: yup!
Phoenix: do you have a god?
RATM 1087: yes
Phoenix: Have you recieved jesus christ as your personal savior?
RATM 1087: yes
RATM 1087: jesus loves us all
Phoenix: cause if not we can SEND you a piece of jesus via air mail for just 39.98
RATM 1087: haha canadian jesus
Phoenix: My savior is Damien Malachi!
RATM 1087: i see
Phoenix: Humans suck. Humans are the scourge of the earth and should be eraticated. KILL ALL THE SPIDERS TO SAVE THE BUTTERFLIES
RATM 1087: i like butterflies
Phoenix: Well you arn’t one, you spooney bitch.
Phoenix: Humans should do the world a favor and fry themselves, that way they make room for the more evolved creatures
RATM 1087: you’re a sick mother fucker
Phoenix: thank you!
Phoenix: then it turned into a red headed bitch fight
RATM 1087: well i’m leaving
RATM 1087: bywe
Phoenix: the many flames of the relm of damien malachi bless you heartily