davepoobond: hey boyeee
davepoobond: i saw Black Knight
Holmes: hey monster truck man
davepoobond: it was horrible
Holmes: was it good?
Holmes: figures
davepoobond: it wasn’t nearly as funny as it was supposed to be
davepoobond: it started out with martin lawrence being a jackass
davepoobond: and that was kinda funny
davepoobond: but then he goes through “this magical journey that ends up being a dream”
davepoobond: and everything changes for him
davepoobond: yadda yadda yadda
davepoobond: do good here do good there inside the dream
Holmes: thansk for telling me the story
Holmes: asshole
davepoobond: my pleasure
Holmes: j/k
Holmes: i wasn’t going to see it
davepoobond: well it has some funny stuff, but not too much to make you laugh out loud
davepoobond: kinda like a “heh”
Holmes: oh
davepoobond: its so stupid, this black guy talking about stuff now, and he knows he’s in the 14th century
Holmes: blue streak was pretty funny
davepoobond: yeah it was
davepoobond: but that was made to be funny. this was made to teach a lesson
Holmes: big momma’s house = eh
davepoobond: its like a family movie with cuss words in it basically
davepoobond: and a black guy
davepoobond: you dont see many family movies with black guys in it unless its an all black cast
Holmes: true
Holmes: life was funny…with eddie murphy and martin lawrence
davepoobond: everyone was white in the movie most of the time except, of course, the lady he tries to get it with
davepoobond: there just HAPPENED to be another black girl in england
Holmes: coincidence?
davepoobond: it took about a half an hour in the beginning for him to realize he was in the 14th century
Holmes: hahaha
davepoobond: such a waste of time
Holmes: but i know the number 1 movie i want to see
Holmes: Like Mike
Holmes: (major sarcasm)
davepoobond: oh man
davepoobond: i almost screamed everytime i saw previews for it
Holmes: oh man….
Holmes: and i thought i was the only one
davepoobond: and i think there was this one sentence that i always heard that i repeated
davepoobond: every single time
Holmes: “please let me be……..like mike”
davepoobond: i forgot what it was though…
davepoobond: yeah what the hell
davepoobond: stupid sneakers
davepoobond: they’ve been on a telephone wire for 20 years
davepoobond: God knows how it got up there in the first place
davepoobond: don’t you think itd be kinda nasty putting your foot into that thing
Holmes: it took about 20 hours for a kid in pakistan to finish making those sneakers for Nike
davepoobond: at least those kids are working
davepoobond: unlike the lazy children here
Holmes: yeah
davepoobond: all children should be put to work! just like before the progressives spoiled everything
Holmes: damn progressives
Holmes: !
davepoobond: yeah! making everything today become the standard of what we want everyday. damn them for making us so picky
Holmes: damn them for wanting our drinks: “shaken…..not stirred!”
Holmes: or our meat not rare or well done, but medium!
davepoobond: i dont think they did that…
davepoobond: what they did was actually guarantee that the meat was actually meat
davepoobond: etc. etc.
Holmes: well they should go to mcdonalds
Holmes: and guarrentee THATS meat
davepoobond: its meat, we just dont know what from
Holmes: because i don’t know if I’m eating a timberland boot or rat meat for the chicken nuggets
davepoobond: chicken nuggets are pretty nasty….but at least it isn’t made of soy
davepoobond: have you ever had soy chicken nuggets?
Holmes: yuck no!
davepoobond: i did
davepoobond: worse than anything you can imagine
davepoobond: un-be-lievable
Holmes: i think the worst thing i’ve ever eaten was encore frozen hamburgers
Holmes: it tasted like it was creating a colony of shit on your toungue
Holmes: and the taste would not come out no matter what!
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: I COULD DRINK LISTERINE AND IT WOULDN’T COME OFF!
Holmes: i ended up throwing up
Holmes: even the throw up tasted better then the burgers
Holmes: but you probablly didn’t want to hear that
davepoobond: it comes to wonder, how people even market that shit and pretend like they’re gonna make money
davepoobond: what do they think we are?
Holmes: idiotic fat americans who spend money on anything that sounds good
davepoobond: yeah, and they milk it for all that products worth until it stops making money, and then they move onto their next shitty product
davepoobond: like Diet Soda
Holmes: y – u – c – k
Holmes: Pepsi One
Holmes: Diet pepsi
Holmes: Diet caffeine free pepsi
Holmes: Diet coke
Holmes: Diet coke with lemon twist
davepoobond: diet 7 up
Holmes: diet sprite
davepoobond: diet cherry pepsi
davepoobond: diet cherry coke
davepoobond: diet cherry 7 up
Holmes: diet vanilla coke
Holmes: diet dew
Holmes: diet dr. pepper
davepoobond: this is a sad world we live in when there’s more than 4000 different sodas to chose from
Holmes: and the biggest problem in this world is choosing between the two rivals
Holmes: coke
Holmes: or
Holmes: pepsi
davepoobond: there’s also RC
davepoobond: but no one gives a shit about them
Holmes: RC….i haven’t had a cola from them in a long ass time
davepoobond: they don’t sell it anywhere but in the middle of the desert at a garage with a vending machine 20 years old
Holmes: ever try moxy?
davepoobond: the hell?
Holmes: moxy is the first original “soda”
davepoobond: i thought it was 7 up
Holmes: it’s uncarbonated and has almost no sugar
davepoobond: oh.
Holmes: wait
davepoobond: that’s not a soda
Holmes: it’s carbonated
Holmes: sorry
Holmes: forget i said that
davepoobond: k
davepoobond: y’mean club soda?
Holmes: no
Holmes: but my cousin drank some
Holmes: he said it hits your toungue like a 2000 pound bitter anvil
Holmes: gotta go
davepoobond: k bye
