davepoobond: have i talked to you before?
L Perihelion: I think
davepoobond: i remember your sn, but i cant remember what we were talkin about
L Perihelion: I think about you handing over your house
L Perihelion: I think you agreed
davepoobond: oh yeah thats right
L Perihelion: Yes
L Perihelion: You are right
L Perihelion: I also get your car
L Perihelion: and everything you own
davepoobond: not sally
davepoobond: !
L Perihelion: I can show you the path to enlightenment for a small fee
L Perihelion: of ONLY $500
davepoobond: k
L Perihelion: Just, hand over all your material possessions.
L Perihelion: Out lawyers will be there in 2 hours.
davepoobond: out lawyer?
L Perihelion: yes out lawyers
L Perihelion: its the mystery of Eris
davepoobond: as opposed to in lawyers
L Perihelion: yes
L Perihelion: all things are true
davepoobond: hahahah get it
davepoobond: in-law yers
davepoobond: do you post on the squackle bulletin board
L Perihelion: nope
davepoobond: why not?
L Perihelion: becauswe
L Perihelion: Eris Is more important
L Perihelion: she once gave me a pepsi can
davepoobond: who’s eris
L Perihelion: filled with Coke
davepoobond: ohhhh
L Perihelion: http://www.ology.org/principia/body.html
davepoobond: what the
davepoobond: thats a lotta crap..
L Perihelion: ?
L Perihelion: Thou shalt eat a hotdog
L Perihelion: on friday
davepoobond: bs i havent eaten a hot dog for…3 months….why would i eat one tomorrow?
L Perihelion: Becasue eris demands it
davepoobond: and there’s even less of a chance
davepoobond: because we just threw away a pack of hot dogs
davepoobond: yeah!
L Perihelion: Yeah and?
L Perihelion: HAH!
L Perihelion: its yeah?
L Perihelion: yeah and ? combined dummy!
davepoobond: right
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End of IMs4.