sijo – n. an absence deadline
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siin
siin – n. a huge pile of note cards with stuff written on each card
siht
siht – v. to kayak in millions of light bulbs
sihjo
sihjo – v. to spray hairspray in your eye
sick cunt
sick cunt – n. another way to say “cool dude”
sias
sias – n. a magazine or newspaper that consists only of vacuum cleaner ads
shway
shway – adj. basically means cool. Used in the future.
shwank
shwank – n. another word for penis.
Ex. Please touch my shwank.
shus
shus – v. to comb giant fluffy bunny hair
shuntion
shuntion – n. the act of a shunning
shuloff
shuloff – adj. to be fruit flavored
shuffor
shuffor – v. to pull a package of Chex Mix out of your ass
shtapenbay
shtapenbay – v. to come out of the shadows with a big gun
Ex. I think Mike just stapenbayed.
shrimper
shrimper – n. a man who cums in a woman’s ass, and then eats it out. Man this gross, if anyone does this they should be castrated, because that’s disgusting.
shotgunner
shotgunner – v. to take a shit that comes out at a high velocity like a buckshot and makes the sound of a shotgun going off.
Ex. After eating all those tacos last night I’ve been doing some shotgunners in the dunny.