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Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6097: davepoobond -> paun

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This entry is part 1 of 11 in the series Are You Potty Trained?

davepoobond: are you potty trained?

paun: nope

davepoobond: why not

paun: because

paun: its too much a hassle

davepoobond: why do u think so

paun: because

paun: I don’t want to walk to the bathroom

paun: I’d rather just go

davepoobond: when you’re giving a presentation to the class in school, and you have to poo, do you just crap in your pants?

paun: yes

davepoobond: when do you clean your pants out?

paun: never

paun: it fertilizes my pants

davepoobond: so, you must have brown pants then?

davepoobond: and whenever your pants are overloaded, do they just slide down your leg slowly, leaving a trail and while you walk they just drop out of the bottom?

paun: no

paun: I wear diapers

davepoobond: diapers are overated

davepoobond: what you need,

davepoobond: is a super soaker bottle

paun: no

davepoobond: just jam it in, anyway you want, and go in it

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6096: lamho47 -> davepoobond

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lamho47: Hi davepoobond…Click Here

davepoobond: GOOOOOOOOOOOO AWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAYyyyyyyy

davepoobond: lamb ho!

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: i’m bored as hell

davepoobond: wanna chat?

davepoobond: i’m sure you’re probably bored too

davepoobond: since you’re going around and giving out links to people that dont even click on the links for 10 hours a day

davepoobond: hi

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6094: L00K AT MY JUGGz -> davepoobond

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L00K AT MY JUGGz: Click HERE to see over 50,000 XXX PICTURES and over 1,000 HARDCORE VIDEOS with only the HOTTEST girls! This site has been ranked #1 requested site on the web! Click HERE NOW and get a 3 DAY TRIAL MEMBERSHIP!!!

davepoobond: and, who might you be?

davepoobond: i dont recall knowing anybody named LOOK AT MY JUGGz

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6093: Tips Of Deepness -> davepoobond

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Tips Of Deepness: Girls like you to see them NAKED! Click HERE and ENJOY!

davepoobond: WHAT THE HELL

davepoobond: TIPS OF DEEPNESS?

davepoobond: GAY NAME!

davepoobond: GGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

davepoobond: WHO THE HELL MADE THAT SCREEN NAME?

davepoobond: YOU’RE GAY! YOU SUCK

davepoobond: YOU HAVE AIDS

davepoobond: YOU HERPES DEALER

Prank IMs, Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6092: davepoobond -> kittycat

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davepoobond: HI

kittycat: hi

kittycat: who is this

davepoobond: THIS IS PA RAPPA THE RAPPER

kittycat: right

davepoobond: YEP, I AM RIGHT

kittycat: yea..i know you

davepoobond: YEP, I HAVE MY OWN VIDEO GAME

kittycat: wow….really?

kittycat: do i really fuckin care

davepoobond: UH

davepoobond: YEAH

kittycat: no

davepoobond: …………………………………….YEAH?

kittycat: hahaha…..NO!!!

kittycat: and what the hell is wrong with your sn

davepoobond: ………………………………….YES

davepoobond: PLOP GOES THE POOP?

kittycat: yea?

kittycat: how old r u

davepoobond: ……

kittycat: thats like an sn a 2nd grader would have

davepoobond: YOU’RE ASKING ME TO COUNT

kittycat: your an idiot

davepoobond: NO

kittycat: no u are such a fucking idiot

davepoobond: JUST YOUR EVERYDAY LOCAL MORONIC PERSON THAT DOESNT HAVE ANY PANTS ON ACROSS THE STREET

davepoobond: WUTTTZ YOUR NAME

kittycat: a/s/l

kittycat: what is yours

davepoobond: TOLD YOU

kittycat: no

davepoobond: YES

davepoobond: MY NAME IS BOND

davepoobond: JAMES BOND

davepoobond: HAPPY

davepoobond: TELL ME YOURS

kittycat: how old r u

davepoobond: 15

kittycat: do u go to lchs

davepoobond: POSSIBLY

kittycat: yea or no

davepoobond: OR

kittycat: yea or no

davepoobond: POO

kittycat: shit

kittycat: stop bringin that up

davepoobond: ouch…

davepoobond: you hurt my feelings

kittycat: your a fucking idiot

davepoobond: so

kittycat: oh u know it

kittycat: well that makes u a step smarter

kittycat: but not really

kittycat: do u have ne idea who i am

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: yeah

kittycat: or r u just iming me to piss me off

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: who are you anyway

kittycat: y did u im me if u dint know who i was

davepoobond: cuz your sn was in LARGEgerbil’s info

kittycat: thats carls sn

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: so

davepoobond: its in his info

davepoobond: if you click the big i when you talk to him

kittycat: who r u and i’ll tell u who i am

kittycat: i know

davepoobond: branden

davepoobond: whats yours

kittycat: nu uh!!

davepoobond: yuh uh!

kittycat: no way!

davepoobond: you told me to tell you my name

davepoobond: i told you my name

davepoobond: and your saying its NOT

davepoobond: what am i supposed to do?

kittycat: your name is dave

davepoobond: tell you a FAKE name?

davepoobond: dave?

davepoobond: what the?

kittycat: no shit buddy

kittycat: thats what i said dint i?

davepoobond: what are you smokin

kittycat: what do u think

davepoobond: ………..if you think i’m someone named “dave” you’re crazy

kittycat: yea cause everyone named dave is an idiot right?

davepoobond: no

kittycat: name some smart daves that go to lchs

davepoobond: …..david copperfield?

kittycat: oooohh…smart

kittycat: NO!!!

davepoobond: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW

davepoobond: I DONT PAY ATTENTION

davepoobond: i’m just a lowly man named Branden

kittycat: neither do i

kittycat: right

davepoobond: whats your name

kittycat: no your name is dave

davepoobond: ::chokes carl::

davepoobond: whats your name!?

davepoobond: no my name isnt dave

kittycat: its not branden

davepoobond: its not katie either

kittycat: and i know its dave

davepoobond: and i know its not

kittycat: do u go to lchs

davepoobond: whats my last name if you think you’re so smart?

kittycat: i might know u

kittycat: (*censored*)

davepoobond: …..

davepoobond: the fuck

davepoobond: he’s a fuckin shit head

davepoobond: i’m not him

kittycat: dammit u r stupid

davepoobond: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat

davepoobond: nooooooo

davepoobond: i got into…………..12th grade diddddddddnt i

kittycat: u dont get it i know who u r

davepoobond: i know who you are TOO

kittycat: who am i?

davepoobond: like you, i have my own resources too

kittycat: k

davepoobond: (*censored*)

kittycat: and who told u that

davepoobond: a little leprechaun

davepoobond: he knows wonders of things

davepoobond: u should hear his speech about LARGEgerbil Poo

kittycat: and what is this little leprechauns name?

davepoobond: Roy

davepoobond: he has a Rolls Royce

davepoobond: it can fly

kittycat: well now that i know who u r i dont really wanna talk to you

kittycat: bye

kittycat signed off at 10:48:39 PM.

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6091: davepoobond -> Stussy4220

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davepoobond: moooooooooooooooooooooo

Stussy4220: ruff

davepoobond: hark! you’re alive

Stussy4220: slightly

davepoobond: wuz da matta, did you run out of breadsticks and caprisuns?

Stussy4220: what the hell is wrong with you?

Stussy4220: dont you know i’m a vegitarian and cant eat breadsticks!?!

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: you’re a vegetarian…and cant eat breadsticks

davepoobond: WHY NOT

Stussy4220: they’re made out of dead plants

davepoobond: so are carrots

Stussy4220: yea, but those are orange, so i can eat them

davepoobond: celery!

davepoobond: brocolli!

Stussy4220: no, no

Stussy4220: they arent orange

davepoobond: what CAN you eat?

Stussy4220: carrots

davepoobond: thats all?

davepoobond: just carrots?

Stussy4220: yes

Stussy4220: and crakas

davepoobond: crackas?

Stussy4220: no, not crackas, crakas

davepoobond: crakas?

davepoobond: wtf is that?

davepoobond: brb

davepoobond: bak

Stussy4220: ok

davepoobond: whats a craka?

Stussy4220: a white hoodlum

davepoobond: you eat crakas?

Stussy4220: no, i said i CAN, but i choose just to stick with my carrots

davepoobond: oh

Stussy4220: but i’m all out of carrots right now, so i’m forced to fast

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6089: davepoobond -> Holmes

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davepoobond: i’m chewing on a garlic bread stick

davepoobond: pr?

Holmes: hand me some of that garlic bread

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: ::sticks two up your nose::

davepoobond: you can inhale it if you want

Holmes: ::in a nerdy voice:: is it me or did i fart and make it smell like garlic?

davepoobond: umm

davepoobond: sure

Holmes: i don’t swim in your toilet so don’t piss in my pool…

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: theres nothing left in my right brain and theres nothing right in my left brain…

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: i’m zzzzzzzzzzzz

davepoobond: i’m watching silverhawks

davepoobond: help me

Holmes: fine how shall i be of service

davepoobond: they shoot lasers out of their shoulders

Holmes: OMG

davepoobond: i ate like 30 bread sticks

Holmes: dave bond i think it’s time to admit you addicted to bread sticks…

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i barely have bread sticks

Holmes: first step is admitting you have a problem…

davepoobond: brb, gotta go get the sesame seed bread sticks

davepoobond: bak

Holmes: dave, drop the bread sticks and slowly step away…

davepoobond: but but but

davepoobond: they have sesame seeds

Holmes: drop em NOW

davepoobond: no! mine!

Holmes: lsietn tim, i’ll take those bread sticks the hard way…

Holmes: wait sorry your name is dave

davepoobond: how? :::jams the rest of the sticks in my mouth and chews them::

Holmes: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ::has like a zillion bread stick wrappers behind him::

Holmes: i wanted them ::pouts::

davepoobond: ha! no! mine!

Holmes: you stupid breadaholics…

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6087: davepoobond -> Kaz

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davepoobond: moo

Kaz: You know cows dont say moo right?

davepoobond: what do they say then

Kaz: They sound more like uuuuuuuurnm

davepoobond: muuuuuuuuu

Kaz: uuuuuuuurnm

davepoobond: muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Kaz: UUUUUUUUUUUUURNM!

davepoobond: MOOOOOOOOO

Kaz: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUURNM DAMMIT!

davepoobond: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#6085: davepoobond -> Fajita Bum

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Note: most of this probably wasnt even the guy who is fajita bum, just his friend.

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davepoobond: boo!!!!

davepoobond: mwaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhahaha

Fajita Bum: u smell like shit u shit face

davepoobond: yes, i do, dont i

Fajita Bum: yes

davepoobond: i think, that the pee dress i have on, goes quite well with my face, dont u think?

Fajita Bum: no u faggot

davepoobond: no!?

davepoobond: how dare youy

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: how DARE you

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: yes

davepoobond: booger brains

Fajita Bum: fag

davepoobond: ……………………………………………..poo face

Fajita Bum: fag

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: gaf

Fajita Bum: fag

davepoobond: gaf

Fajita Bum: faggot

davepoobond: toggaf

Fajita Bum: queer

davepoobond: reeuq

Fajita Bum: poop

davepoobond: poop

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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davepoobond: pie!

Fajita Bum: dave is a gay asshole who sucks his own goozak

davepoobond: oh

Fajita Bum: yea u heard me

Fajita Bum: goozak

davepoobond: i hate to be that dave guy

Fajita Bum: u r

davepoobond: dave……..weaver?

Fajita Bum: no

Fajita Bum: u

davepoobond: on u

Fajita Bum: dave the fag

davepoobond: gaf the evad!

Fajita Bum: i hate dave he sucks and if he ever comes near me i will kill him with my .45

Fajita Bum: meaning u

davepoobond: cool

Fajita Bum: ffkgkjfdfg

davepoobond: asdfjsfskj

Fajita Bum: agfdafdga

meanwhile at the same time, on AIM

davepoobond: hey fag

davepoobond: whats up dick pie face shit man

davepoobond: down in the dumps?

davepoobond: dont got anything to hump?

davepoobond: then jump up and down on your neighbor!

davepoobond: its lots of fun, especially with golfing shoes!

davepoobond: wooo! woo! woo!

davepoobond: woo

davepoobond: woo

davepoobond: woo

davepoobond: woo

Fajita Bum: i like cheese

davepoobond: i like pudding

davepoobond: pop poop!

davepoobond: wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwheeeeeee

Fajita Bum: poopies taste like a fresh mountain spring that has just been pooped in

davepoobond: ah, yes

Fajita Bum: yea

davepoobond: especially when u toss it around in a bag

davepoobond: and then put it in your hair

davepoobond: and use it as shampoo

davepoobond: get it!?!

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: shamPOOOO

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: poo

Fajita Bum: shampoooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooopies

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your wrong

Fajita Bum: yes

davepoobond: i know u

davepoobond: are

Fajita Bum: im right

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your left

Fajita Bum: yes

Fajita Bum: i am middle

davepoobond: no

Fajita Bum: yes

davepoobond: you are upside down

davepoobond: rolling around in your own dooooodooooo

davepoobond: ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddoooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooodddddddddddddddoooooooooooooooooo

Fajita Bum: no im right side left

davepoobond: no

Fajita Bum: doodies poopies

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your wrong!

Fajita Bum: yes

yes

yesyesyesyes

davepoobond: nonononononononononononono

Fajita Bum: yea

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: your unsure of yourself

davepoobond: you dont know squiddly pie!

Fajita Bum: im sure of himself

davepoobond: no your not

davepoobond: your sure of a butt!

Fajita Bum: yes im not

Fajita Bum: who is this

davepoobond: nyahnyahnyahnyahnyahnyah

davepoobond: you peed in your pants!

Fajita Bum: is this brian

davepoobond: i can smell it from heeeeeere

davepoobond: nooooooo

Fajita Bum: oh yea well i peed in ur pants too

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: no

Fajita Bum: so hahahahahhahahaha

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you cant do that

Fajita Bum: yes

yes

yes

davepoobond: you were at the cheeseeeeeeeeee shop

Fajita Bum: i can

Fajita Bum: mayb u cant

davepoobond: with a dead parrot!

Fajita Bum: no it was a cannerie

davepoobond: no, i’m ceartain it was a parrot

davepoobond: it was saying, “fuck you fuck you” before it die

davepoobond: what were you doing with the poor parrot

Fajita Bum: IT WAS A CANNERIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: NOOO

Fajita Bum: UUUUUUUUUUUU DOOOOOON’T UNDERSTAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fajita Bum: YES

davepoobond: YOU FUCKED A PARROT AND KILLED IT AT A CHEESE SHOP, YOU SICK BASTARD

Fajita Bum: i do

Fajita Bum: u dont understand i dont not understand

davepoobond: thats good

davepoobond: that means you suck

davepoobond: you suck on pissed on peaaaaaaaassssssssss

Fajita Bum: nope

wronggy poo

davepoobond: you know i’m right

davepoobond: you 25 second farter

davepoobond: :-(;-):-P:-(;-):-P:-(;-)=-O:-(;-)=-O:-P:-*;-):-P:-*;-):-P=-O:-*:-(;-):-P:-D

davepoobond: :-!

Fajita Bum: squackle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: davepoobond: :-!

davepoobond: pshwagagagagillge

davepoobond: u suck

Fajita Bum: hello brian

davepoobond: i’m not brian

Fajita Bum: yes u r

davepoobond: i’m davepoobond

davepoobond: brian is the gayest name in the world! why would i have that name!?

Fajita Bum: cause u do

davepoobond: if i had that name, i would change it as soon as i knew

Fajita Bum: but u have it now and u will always have it

Fajita Bum: cause i say poo poo on u too

Fajita Bum: so ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

Fajita Bum: ha

davepoobond: ………………………….no

Fajita Bum: yes……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

davepoobond: boy, you smeeeeellllllll

Fajita Bum: so i dont care

Fajita Bum: guess who i am

davepoobond: did you check your insides lately? theres a nasty virus from vietnam that a lot of piss builds up in your body and then you suddenly EXPLODE!!!!!!!

Fajita Bum: my name

davepoobond: i dont have to guess

Fajita Bum: k then who am i

davepoobond: you cant make me guess

Fajita Bum: yes thats what im doin right now

davepoobond: you would think i would say “fajita bum”

Fajita Bum: stupid face

davepoobond: but its not!

Fajita Bum: nope

Fajita Bum: hahahahahahahaha

davepoobond: cuz its a guy named “fuck me up the ass, i’m a gay bitch”

Fajita Bum: ur right

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: yes!

davepoobond: you said i was!

davepoobond: you are fuck me up the ass, i’m a gay bitch

Fajita Bum: im fajita bums friend but u dont know my name

Fajita Bum: hahahhahahahahahahahahahhaha

davepoobond: how would you know

Fajita Bum: cause i dp

Fajita Bum: do

Fajita Bum: *

davepoobond: nooooo

Fajita Bum: guess my name

davepoobond: u r a big piece of poop from under the bed, arent you

davepoobond: you took over the house with your other poopy friends from the toilet

Fajita Bum: nope

Fajita Bum: close though

davepoobond: hmm

davepoobond: i know!

davepoobond: YOURE AN INFESTED CHEEESE MAN FROM URANUS

Fajita Bum: no not even close

davepoobond: ……..are you a box of pudding?

Fajita Bum: hmmmmmmmm i dont know mayb

davepoobond: you’re a socially active grizzly bear named “poof!”

Fajita Bum: sumtimes

davepoobond: you’re a piece of pie?

Fajita Bum: no

davepoobond: brb, gotta go to the little buffalo’s room

Fajita Bum: no

Fajita Bum: just p ur pants

davepoobond: i didnt need to pee

davepoobond: i twisted my leg, and the wrench was in there

Fajita Bum: fajita bum says ur name is brian beer or sumthing like that

davepoobond: thats right, you caught me!

davepoobond: fajita bum, you bastard!

Fajita Bum: i told u

Fajita Bum: hahahahahahahahahhahahaha

davepoobond: u told me what

Fajita Bum: that ur name wus brian

davepoobond: …………who

Fajita Bum: nevermind

davepoobond: what are you talking about

davepoobond: yeah, you better never mind!

Fajita Bum: igg cya bb!

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: you wont c me

davepoobond: ttttttttuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrdddddd!!!!!!!!!

davepoobond: u poonis

davepoobond: dont u have to leave

davepoobond: leave already!

davepoobond: youuuuuuuu fffffffaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttt heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaddddddddd

davepoobond: peeef!

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6084: pongoo -> davepoobond

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pongoo: hey

davepoobond: hey

pongoo: hEY THIS IS bENIHANAIM

davepoobond: …who?

pongoo: U WILL DIE IN 2 MIN

davepoobond: oh ok

pongoo: i HAVE PILES THE BEAVER]\

pongoo: ME

pongoo: I AM BOOGER

davepoobond: i don’t take things seriously from people named benihanaim

pongoo: i HAVE pILES THE bEAVER

pongoo: hI

pongoo: MY NAME IS BEN

pongoo: I AM MIS==\

davepoobond: oh

pongoo: my name is minu

davepoobond: k

pongoo: u know me

davepoobond: no

pongoo: u dont believe

davepoobond: ur a big piece of smelly steamy poo

davepoobond: oh yes, its true

pongoo: what kick ur lil azz

pongoo: boy

davepoobond: you wish u can rhyme

davepoobond: like i

pongoo: u dont know who u talkin 2

pongoo: what

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: so

davepoobond: poo

davepoobond: on you

pongoo: u better req

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: piece of poo

pongoo: what watch ur back

davepoobond: go fuck

davepoobond: a duck

pongoo: i least i got some up my butt

pongoo: what

pongoo: u beaver

davepoobond: i am rhyming

davepoobond: you embis-isle

pongoo: go 2 hell

davepoobond: how about not

davepoobond: say we did no

pongoo: kick ur mbutt tom

davepoobond: t

pongoo: hahaha

pongoo: i melting

pongoo: noooooooooooooool

pongoo: im dieing

pongoo: help me

pongoo: pplease

davepoobond: your stupid

pongoo: take dAT AWAY

davepoobond: you poopid

pongoo: WHAT UR MAMA

pongoo: JUS KIDDIN

davepoobond: fart on your face

davepoobond: you piece of pace

pongoo: IM MINU AND MY SIS IS JINA

davepoobond: mexican

davepoobond: salsa man

pongoo: AHAHAHAHAHHAA

pongoo: COW AND CHICKEM

pongoo: COW AND CHICKEN

davepoobond: you ain’t got no brain

pongoo: I NO WHAT U DID LAST SUMMER FOO

davepoobond: so you ain’t got no fain

pongoo: ELIS

pongoo: WHAT

pongoo: U WANNA PEICE OF ME

davepoobond: fain!

pongoo: WELL DO YAH

davepoobond: fain!

davepoobond: you are such a pain!

pongoo: I

pongoo: HAVE

pongoo: PILES

pongoo: THE

pongoo: BEAVER

pongoo: BRING

pongoo: MY

pongoo: INTEREST

pongoo: BACK

pongoo: AND

pongoo: YOU

pongoo: WILL

pongoo: GET

pongoo: PILES

pongoo: THE

davepoobond: fuck

pongoo: BEAVER

davepoobond: a duck

pongoo: DFSFSD

pongoo: SDF

davepoobond: lil poo

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: suck so much poo

pongoo: YO MAMA

davepoobond: i don’t know if you even eject poo

pongoo: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

pongoo: BOOM

pongoo: BOOM

pongoo: BOOM

davepoobond: cuz it goes right from your butt hole

pongoo: BOOM

davepoobond: straight to your pie hole

pongoo: i WANT YOU IN MY ROOM

pongoo: sPEND THE NIOGHT TOGFATEHER

davepoobond: i ain’t dat type

davepoobond: but you can go outside

pongoo: GO 2 HEL

davepoobond: and

davepoobond: fuck

davepoobond: a duck

pongoo: I SWEAR IM MINU

pongoo: HAHA

davepoobond: little pruck

pongoo: GOT 2 HELL

pongoo: STUUUUPID

davepoobond: peck on yo

pongoo: GET OFF

davepoobond: preck

pongoo: IM GONNA REAPORT U

pongoo: STUPIF

davepoobond: you can’t report me

pongoo: YOU ILLERTERATE FOOOL YOU CANT EVEN PRICK

davepoobond: cuz you don’t got nothin on me

pongoo: YOU RIGHT CUZ YOU HAVE NOTHING

davepoobond: YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR INSOLENCE!

davepoobond: you piece of dildo poo

pongoo: OH MY GOSH, ITS A WORD THAT MORE THAN ONE SYLLABLE

davepoobond: you will die a not so happy die

davepoobond: on a frying

davepoobond: pan

davepoobond: o

davepoobond: man

davepoobond: you will be gone

pongoo: UM OK IF YOU EVEN KNOW ANTHING ANATOMY THEN YOU WOULD KNOW THAT SHIT DOES NOT COME OUR YOUR NEEDLE DICK

davepoobond: and i will be happiness

pongoo: I’M PROPER GRAMMER

davepoobond: cuz you will pay for your insolence

davepoobond: insolent fool

davepoobond: go jump in a pool

pongoo: SLIGHTLY REDUNDANT

pongoo: YOU TAKE A SHORT WALK OFF A long PIER

davepoobond: you take your shorts off

pongoo: WHY

davepoobond: and everybody laughs as you jack off

pongoo: UU GAY

pongoo: U STUUPIF

davepoobond: no word named stupif

davepoobond: you poopif

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#6083: davepoobond -> ferni

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Funny fact:  this was on christmas eve!

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davepoobond: hey, wassup?

ferni: a/s/l?

davepoobond: 15/m/ca

davepoobond: u?

ferni: sorry but i prefer to talk to girls only

ferni: sorry

davepoobond: well

davepoobond: poo on you

ferni: how old are u again

davepoobond: 15

ferni: act like it then

davepoobond: ok

ferni: bye

davepoobond: fuck u

davepoobond: bitch

ferni: thanks for the offer but no

davepoobond: no shit

davepoobond: sherlock

davepoobond: i wasnt offering

ferni: grow up little boy

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i like staying immature

davepoobond: i’ll live longer than

davepoobond: you

davepoobond: bitch

ferni: your funny for a fag

davepoobond: and you’re a dumbass

ferni: shit not as much as u

davepoobond: huh?

davepoobond: wat u talking bout?

davepoobond: ur so full of shit

davepoobond: u dont even no wat ur talking about

ferni: yeah whatever u say cant hurt me theyre only words

ferni: so fuck off u little prick

davepoobond: yours are too

davepoobond: dirty latino prick

ferni: well then quit wasting your time

ferni: better than your whitass

davepoobond: why should i?

davepoobond: u suck

ferni: not really i let the girl do that

davepoobond: um ok

davepoobond: but u still suck

ferni: dude

davepoobond: wat?

ferni: jjust go do something else

davepoobond: i dont have anything to do

ferni: go celebrate x-mas

davepoobond: that’s tomarrow

ferni: go masturbate

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i already get enough

davepoobond: ccitch

ferni: yeah right

davepoobond: yes, i am right

davepoobond: hi

ferni: well go get you some then

davepoobond: hi

ferni: ?

ferni: high

davepoobond: i know something you dont know

ferni: what

davepoobond: what

davepoobond: what are u talking about?

ferni: say are u having fun

davepoobond: are u having fun

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::he starts to warn me and i warn back::

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davepoobond: bitch

davepoobond: i know your warning me

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::i warn him to 35%::

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davepoobond: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT???

Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.

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::i sign on as a different sn::

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davepoobond: hi

ferni: its u isnt it?

davepoobond: can we be friends? u sound like a cool guy though

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::he warns::

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ferni: shut up

davepoobond: okies i see

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::i warn::

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davepoobond: bitch

Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.

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::i sign on as a different person::

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davepoobond: damn, i cant express how much u just SUCK

ferni: mr chubby bubbles

davepoobond: yes

ferni: how cute

davepoobond: u like?

ferni: yeah i would really like it if i was gay

ferni: to bad i aint

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::he starts to warn me::

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davepoobond: yes, to bad you aint straight

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::i start to warn him, i get him to 100%::

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davepoobond: HAHAHAHAHA

Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.

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davepoobond: hey, wassup? wanna bang?

davepoobond: heee heee

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::he warns me::

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davepoobond: bitch

Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.

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::i sign on as a different sn::

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davepoobond: hey, u like this one?

ferni: fuck u mother fucker

davepoobond: lol!

ferni: i hate ur fucking prick ass

davepoobond: haaha

davepoobond: i’ll keep doing this too

davepoobond: until u become my friend

ferni: y

davepoobond: cuz

ferni: u gay or something

davepoobond: no, just becum my buddy

ferni: hell no

davepoobond: ok, fine then

davepoobond: you like being at 100%?

davepoobond: i bet it is really enjoyable

ferni: it aint that bad

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::he warns me::

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davepoobond: i thought you were supposed to be signed off or somthin though

ferni: not me

davepoobond: ok

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::i warn him once but he stays at 100%::

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davepoobond: ooohh look you at 100% again!

ferni: oh no

ferni: fuck u

davepoobond: wat?

ferni: i hope u burn in hell

ferni: i just fucking wish u die tonight motherfucker

davepoobond: wat did i do?

ferni: sonner or later itll happen

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::i warn him once::

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davepoobond: HA HA

davepoobond: like that sucka?

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::i warn him as much as i can::

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ferni: go fuck ur mom

ferni: bitch

davepoobond: heheheh already have

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note: not really

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ferni: your some sick fuck

davepoobond: yepps

Previous message was not received by ferni because of error: User ferni is not available.

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::he signed off::