Anxiety
Cultural Diversity
Depression
Domestic Violence
Drug and Alcohol Abuse
Eating Disorders
Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual Concerns
Grief
Imposter Phenomenon
Intercultural Dating
Parenting
Relationships
Self Esteem
Sexual Assault
Sexual Harassment
Stalking
Stress
Suicide
Women’s & Men’s Issues
Fin
fROY132: POOOH BALL!
fROY132: holy fuck
davepoobond: waaaaaaaa
fROY132: just kidding
fROY132: lets make love
davepoobond: alright!
davepoobond: love love love
fROY132: love love love
fROY132 love is all you need
fROY132: look i have a penis
fROY132: you’ve got a vagina
fROY132: we’re the perfect pair
fROY132: PERFECT PAIR
davepoobond: love is your air, love is your foodddd, love is your shelterrrr
fROY132: what u talking bout willis?
davepoobond: whatchoo talkin bout willis
davepoobond: you have to have the whatchoo part in it
fROY132: GIVE ME LOVEOVELOVE LOVE CRazy love L
fROY132 signed off at 5:54:39 PM.
Q: Which garden has the most vegetables?
A: Flash Garden
“Hello”
“Hello”
“Is that you, Larry?”
“Yes, this is Larry.”
“Are you sure this is Larry.”
“Yes I’m sure, this is Larry !”
“This is Pete… can you lend me twenty dollars ?”
“I’ll tell Larry when he comes in.”
davepoobond: hey
ManEatingCarrots: Hiya.
davepoobond: whats up
ManEatingCarrots: Yelling at my boyfriend.
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: what’d he do
ManEatingCarrots: Made his ex girlfriend grab his dick..
ManEatingCarrots: My best friend..not to mention.
davepoobond: heh
davepoobond: was she his girlfriend when she did it
ManEatingCarrots: NO I WAS!
davepoobond: …you were your brother’s girlfriend?
davepoobond: ohhh you said boyfriend
davepoobond: heh…..heh……..heh…………………….yeap
ManEatingCarrots: Riiiiight
davepoobond: you should dump him and go for the guy that wears tight ass red
jeans
davepoobond: unless he IS the guy that wears tight ass red jeans
ManEatingCarrots: Who wears tight ass red jeans?
davepoobond: there’s this one guy at my school………………he’s pretty
much classified as gay though
davepoobond: his parents dress him
ManEatingCarrots: WTF?!?
ManEatingCarrots: You want me to go out with a fag?
ManEatingCarrots: Oh well… too late.
davepoobond: well fags dont try to pick up on other chicks
davepoobond: just………guys………..
davepoobond: mmh…………….i dont know, whatever
ManEatingCarrots: ::shrugs::
ManEatingCarrots: Bi. Gay. Little diffrence.
davepoobond: did she just grab his shorts or did she reach down his pants
davepoobond: ?
Q: Why don’t blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
Q: Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A: More leg-room!
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A: Because that’s where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing, they haven’t met!
Q: How does a blonde part their hair?
A: By doing the splits.
Q: What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg?
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It’s not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
This woman was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work.
One day she was in bed with her boyfriend and she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at the boyfriend “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband is home early!”
The boyfriend looked out the window and said, “I can’t jump out the window! It’s raining like crazy out there and I’m naked!” She said, “If my husband catches us in here, he will kill both of us!” So the boyfriend grabbed his clothes and jumped out the window!
When he landed outside he was in the middle of a “running marathon,” so he started to run along beside the others – only he was still in the nude, carrying his clothes over his arm.
One of the runners asked, “Do you always run in the nude?”
He answered, while gasping for breath, “Oh yes. It feels so free having the air blow over my skin while I’m running.”
Another runner then asked the nude lover, “Do you always run carrying your clothes on your arm?”
The naked lover answered breathlessly, “Oh yes. That way I can get dressed at the end of the run and get in my car and just go straight home without a shower!”
The marathon runner then asked, “Do you always wear a condom when you run?”
The nude man answered, “Only if it’s raining…”
A 6’8″, 280-pound black man walked into a bar, sat down next to a white guy, and said, “I’s big and I’s black and I love to fuck white women!” The guy was so terrified that he put down his beer and ran out of the bar.
The black man moved over next to another white man and said, “I’s big and I’s black and I just loves to fuck white women.” The white guy took one look at him, blanched, and ran out of the bar.
The black then went over to a Polish man who was having a few at the bar and said, “I’s big and I’s black and I loves to fuck white women.”
The Polish man looked at him and said,”I don’t blame you one bit. I wouldn’t fuck a black one either.”