stopfan – n. a fan that looks like a stop sign and doubles as a stop sign
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The Crossing Guard’s Power
The Crossing Guard’s Power – n. a handheld stop-sign
lunmar
lunmar – v. to ask a Metallica/Slayer/Iron Maiden fan a question
cyrano
cyrano – v. to ask someone wearing a t-shirt for a band if they like that band
yago
yago – v. to ask someone wearing a t-shirt for a movie if they saw that movie
sompa
sompa – v. to ask someone wearing a Star Wars shirt if they saw Star Wars
domlunmarmiejueviesab
domlunmarmiejueviesab – n. a flea that falls into your ass
bogdanovich
bogdanovich – n. a bug bite that impairs the use of a body part
gourmet fruit gem
gourmet fruit gem – n. an individually wrapped naturally flavored soft fruit candy. More expensive than a regular fruit gem <see fruit gem>
fruit gem
fruit gem – n. a sparkly candy with sugar crystals that glitter on top of a gelatin concoction. Surprisingly, there are about 30 calories in each fruit gem. Individually wrapped, they cost about 10 cents each, and hold no real monetary value of worth like other more precious gems do. The last fruit gem to ever be made (in the future) will hold an estimated value of $10,000, mostly due to inflation.
thelcidark
thelcidark – n. a fortune cookie with no fortune in it
quorkzonk
quorkzonk – v. to grab a random bunch of coins out of a pocket/bag/purse and it just happens to be (unintentionally) the exact change you need
witchoo
witchoo – Contraction. slang for “with you”
widcha
widcha – Contraction. slang for “with ya” which is slang for “with you.” Similar to “witchoo” <see witchoo>
onyon
onyon – n. a 0.00001 mm mechanical pencil