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#10310: davepoobond -> Holmes

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davepoobond: i finally updated squackle

Holmes: yay

Holmes: 😀

davepoobond: o ya

davepoobond: not much funny stuff actually i dont think

Holmes: heh

Holmes: hows it hangin

davepoobond: alright, u

Holmes: heheheh\

Holmes: …

davepoobond: i’m writing an essay on how TV impacts the family

davepoobond: on family interactions, and the effects of tv on children

davepoobond: whoopee

Holmes: sway

Holmes: ..

davepoobond: its kinda weird tho

Holmes: sway..that sounds col

Holmes: i made up a new word

davepoobond: actually

davepoobond: that was in Batman Beyond

Holmes: shut up

Holmes: anyways

davepoobond: TV pretty much corrupts the family, according to some of these articles i got

Holmes: lmao

davepoobond: it kinda makes sense i suppose

Holmes: “i watched too much of the simpsons, now i have a compulsive disorder to say d’oh!”

davepoobond: not exactly

davepoobond: there’s just a decrease in family communication

davepoobond: people dont talk as much

davepoobond: and people dont do as much together as a family

davepoobond: they use more of their time to watch tv, making less time for more usualy traditional family stuff

Holmes: ok

davepoobond: and it makes it seem less interesting than just staying at home, and a lot less effort

davepoobond: o ya

Holmes: jeeze

davepoobond: i’ll put this on squackle later tho

davepoobond: in s-up world

davepoobond: bleh, it kinda sucks how there’s not much interesting things to do on squackle actually

Holmes: well

davepoobond: do u think so too?

Holmes: when i feel like laughin i go there

Holmes: thats what it’s for, laughing

davepoobond: yeah…

davepoobond: but if you just go

davepoobond: and ur bored

davepoobond: and u dont really wanna read

davepoobond: then that’s when i dont know what the heck u would actually do there

Holmes: when i’m bored i’ll do anything to get unbored

Holmes: except read educational books or watch the cooking channel

davepoobond: well, i’m talking in a general sense

davepoobond: like if i went there just for the hell of it

davepoobond: there’s not much to actually do that’s interesting

davepoobond: o well =P

davepoobond: stupid blowthetoad didnt buy anything yet, that stupid bastard

davepoobond: from the shop

davepoobond: if he dont, no one will

Holmes: heh

Holmes: my bro is iming me from his other computer and rankin on me

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: stupid bastard

Holmes: yeah

Holmes: anyways

davepoobond: did u happen to catch today’s insallment of DBZ?

Holmes: no

Holmes: don’t watch it

davepoobond: bleh

Holmes: my manager from work, he’s cuban, wants me to help him with his spelling

Holmes: thats the only reason why i’m staying on, he just got aol

Holmes: and he said he’d be on at 11:30 but that bastard is late

davepoobond: lol

davepoobond: r u gettin extra money for it?

Holmes: there we go

davepoobond: or u doin it out of the goodness of ur heart

Holmes: AWILDA SAMO [11:38 PM]: is me yoel

Holmes [11:38 PM]: hey yoel it’s george

AWILDA SAMO [11:38 PM]: so you are there

Holmes: my bro is messin with him

Holmes: goodness of my heart

davepoobond: lol

Holmes: LMAO

Holmes: my bro said: “you fuckin flamer”

davepoobond: lol send me the IM

Holmes: Holmes [11:41 PM]: phil was talking to you

Holmes [11:41 PM]: what did he say?

AWILDA SAMO [11:42 PM]: he said if I like mans

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10309: davepoobond -> Phoenix

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davepoobond: i updated squackle whoopee

Phoenix: whee!

davepoobond: first time since 9/07

Phoenix: I stole a desk from school

Phoenix: and a window..

davepoobond: lol

Phoenix: and one of those things off the exit doors, you know those big bars that you press to open the door?

davepoobond: ya

Phoenix: one of those, had to pry it loose though, heh

Phoenix: so what did you update with?

davepoobond: uhh u pry have to refresh

Phoenix: Oh, I got my website but the space isn’t up yet.

davepoobond: oh

Phoenix: So soon I should have my comic up, and you shall have much linkage

davepoobond: cool

davepoobond: wanna be in the Squackle network?

Phoenix: O’course

davepoobond: k. then what you have to do is put a Link, above the fold, saying “This site is apart of the Squackle! Network” and link it to www.arcticnetwork.net/squackle/network.html

Phoenix: …fold?

davepoobond: so you dont have to scroll down

davepoobond: to see it

Phoenix: ahh, sure

davepoobond: whats the name of ur site

Phoenix: bad ink for now, may be changed.

davepoobond: description, and URL?

Phoenix: the site will be up in a few weeks probably, once my scanner is back home and my pc is wiped (on my laptop now)

davepoobond: k

Phoenix: Not sure yet, I have a few scripts in mind….

davepoobond: i’ll get it ready on the network page as much as i can at least

davepoobond: do you have a description of it?

davepoobond: or can u make one yet

Phoenix: Not really

davepoobond: alright

Phoenix: Just put “Chock fulla tuna”

davepoobond: want me to say “Phoenix’s website”

davepoobond: cuz ur known as that on squackle

Phoenix: Adam aka Phoenix

davepoobond: Adam (aka Phoenix’s)

Phoenix: cool

Phoenix: Hmm, I’m bleeding

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: y

Phoenix: I really hate those mystery cuts, y’know?

davepoobond: yeah

davepoobond: all of a sudden u notice it and u dont know from where

davepoobond: i got these like big scabs on my hand once and i dont even know where i got them from

Phoenix: It’s like “oh, hey I have what looks like I have a knife wound… oh well”

davepoobond: or on my arm

Phoenix: what looks like a knife wound*

Phoenix: forgive me, I’ve been eating pizza dough

davepoobond: heh

Phoenix: Picture this… count chocula, frankenberry AND booberry combining it to a mega-zord of tooth decay

davepoobond: heh

Stupid IMs, Chat Logs

#10307: stimpyismyname -> davepoobond

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stimpyismyname: dave

davepoobond: yeah

stimpyismyname: yep

stimpyismyname: hows life

davepoobond: alright….

stimpyismyname: get any games for your computer

stimpyismyname: i mean actual games

stimpyismyname: ya know

stimpyismyname: ones you buy

davepoobond: no, nothing new

davepoobond: just the ones in my pack

stimpyismyname: like what

davepoobond: command and conquer, red alert, warzone 2100

davepoobond: kknd 2

davepoobond: starcraft

stimpyismyname: o

stimpyismyname: i thought u meant the computer came with a pck…

davepoobond: no

stimpyismyname: 8-)pack

stimpyismyname: :-):-(:-*=-O8-)>:o:-*:-P;-):-*=-O;-):-(:-P;-)

davepoobond: great

stimpyismyname:

🙂

:-!:-!

:-[:-[:-[

O:-)O:-)O:-)O:-)

:-\:-\:-\:-\:-\

:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(:'(

:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X:-X

:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D

:-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-):-)

:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(

;-);-);-);-);-);-);-);-)

O:-):-P:-P:-P:-P:-P:-P

=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O=-O

:-*:-*:-*:-*:-*

>:o>:o>:o>:o

:-D:-D:-D

8-)8-)

🙁

stimpyismyname: wow

davepoobond: that musta tooken u a while

stimpyismyname: amazin

stimpyismyname: nope

stimpyismyname: 2 sec

davepoobond: =-O

Site Updates

10,000 Hits

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Hello, everyone. This is a seldom “Site Update” but I figure I might as well make a note of it.

According to the blog stats, the blog has hit 10,000 page views. Recently, there has been at least 200 page views a day, 500 yesterday.

I started the blog on August 17, 2007.   So far it seems like the blog has already overtaken the amount of traffic I get on the site before I opened up the blog.

Thanks to everyone that’s been visiting!

Does anyone even use the feeds?

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs, Prank IMs

#10303: davepoobond -> PISSER1

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This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series PISSER1

davepoobond: hey thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bitch

davepoobond: this is david johnson

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: whats with the language

PISSER1: david

davepoobond: sorry momma brought me up different than tom

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: Interesting.

PISSER1: so toms the good boy

davepoobond: i guess

davepoobond: if you can call him that

davepoobond: but he is a little on the gay side

davepoobond: “momma knows best” she always said

PISSER1: why hes not good?

davepoobond: no..

PISSER1: so than what is tom

davepoobond: a little gay

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: How old are you?

davepoobond: 15

PISSER1: n how old is tom?

davepoobond: uhhh

davepoobond: 17 or something

PISSER1: lolol

PISSER1: u dono how old ur brother is

davepoobond: nope

davepoobond: do you

PISSER1: yep

PISSER1: no

PISSER1: thats why i asked u

davepoobond: yeah he’s 17

PISSER1: ok

davepoobond: one time he brought one of his friends home

davepoobond: and i heard giggling sounds from his room

davepoobond: the door was closed

davepoobond: we have thin walls, so i hear everything

PISSER1: lmaoooooooooo

PISSER1: u only heard the giggling? maybe they were watching a funny movie

davepoobond: trust me. he wasn’t

davepoobond: he doesnt even have a tv in his room

davepoobond: he humps the mattress. did he tell you that?

davepoobond: it takes him a half an hour to finish

davepoobond: i hear the bed knocking against the walls all the time

PISSER1: lololol

davepoobond: its really annoying

PISSER1: u are crazy

davepoobond: thats what happens!

davepoobond: everyyyyyyyyydayyyyyyyyyyyy

davepoobond: sometimes 2 times a day!

PISSER1: lol

davepoobond: he’s like my alarm clock in the morning

PISSER1: haha, what time?

davepoobond: 3:40

davepoobond: sometimes later, but not really

PISSER1: thats early

davepoobond: he’s like a fucking machine

davepoobond: i cant do it more than 1 time every 9 hours

PISSER1: thats crazy

davepoobond: i addressed him about it, but he said he didn’t know what i was talking about

PISSER1: lol

davepoobond: he’s a momma’s boy

PISSER1: n what are u

davepoobond: she taught HIM how to masturbate, but not me

PISSER1: rofl

PISSER1: wtf

PISSER1: thats sick

davepoobond: yeah well, what am i gonna do about it

davepoobond: he’s kinda wacky when it comes to that

davepoobond: i mean he made this screen name

PISSER1: LOL

PISSER1: sounds like ur mom is wacky too

davepoobond: passes along in the family

davepoobond: but me, i take after my grandma

davepoobond: snorting coke, smoking weed, drinking booze

PISSER1: rofl

PISSER1: well, thats good!

PISSER1: BRB

davepoobond: ok

PISSER1: back

davepoobond: k

davepoobond: tom has a typewriter

PISSER1: oh yea?

PISSER1: like a word processer?

davepoobond: …no…

davepoobond: a typewriter

davepoobond: manual

davepoobond: like in the porno movies

davepoobond: cuz they can’t actually afford computers

PISSER1: ooo

PISSER1: rofl

davepoobond: i’ve got a massive dong

PISSER1: INteresting

PISSER1: thanx for telling me

davepoobond: its like 8===========================================================> this big

PISSER1: wow thats huge

davepoobond: but tom’s is o-<

PISSER1: ROFL

PISSER1: thats sad isnt it

davepoobond: yeah kinda

davepoobond: but he was the momma’s boy

davepoobond: i was more pappa’s boy

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: I c! so maybe that could be it

davepoobond: he always told me “massive dongs = get big tits”

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: ur dads pretty wacked too

davepoobond: eh yeah well, thats the johnson spirit for you

PISSER1: lol

PISSER1: whats the nationality of the johnsons?

davepoobond: polish

davepoobond: the polish have nice sausages. if you get what i’m saying

davepoobond: all except tom

PISSER1: ROFL

PISSER1: i feel sorry for tom

PISSER1: he doesnt seem to fit into the fam

davepoobond: why cuz he has a small penis?

davepoobond: yeah well, he’s got an envelope full of men’s torsos

davepoobond: i mean, its not a letter envelope

davepoobond: but a manila one, those big huge ones

PISSER1: rofl

davepoobond: most of them are firefighters

davepoobond: wearing nothing but jeans and suspenders

davepoobond: and fireman helmets

PISSER1: what?

davepoobond: ok, they dont have shirts right

davepoobond: they have pants on

davepoobond: no shoes or socks

davepoobond: suspenders

davepoobond: on their shoulders, and helmets

PISSER1: yea

PISSER1: they have shoes

PISSER1: and socks rofl

davepoobond: not these

davepoobond: amazing what you can find on the internet these days

davepoobond: tom’s kinda like a swinging door

davepoobond: sometimes he’s straight, but sometimes he’s open…..if you get what i mean

davepoobond: i oughtta get going now

davepoobond: i’ll talk to you later

PISSER1: rofl ok

PISSER1: Bye

davepoobond: i have to get to sleep b4 tom starts jacking off

davepoobond: otherwise i wont be able to go to sleep till 12

PISSER1: ROFL

PISSER1: ur too funny

PISSER1: lol

davepoobond: why thank you

Prank IMs, Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10301: davepoobond -> Malerie2003

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davepoobond: hey

Malerie2003: hey

davepoobond: whats your rating

Malerie2003: ummm wut

Malerie2003: i have no ratine

Malerie2003: rating

davepoobond: GET WITH IT MAN

Malerie2003: i jsut got in the room

Malerie2003: chill lol

Malerie2003: and im a chic thank u

Malerie2003: lol

Malerie2003: wuts ur rating??

davepoobond: 56

davepoobond: ::fart::

davepoobond: excuse me::

Malerie2003: lmao

Malerie2003: mmmmkay

Malerie2003: that was sick

davepoobond: yeah it was ::squirt::

Malerie2003: so ummm is 56 good

Malerie2003: or wut

davepoobond: yeah, especially when its out of 10

Malerie2003: yea mmmkay

Malerie2003: so lets see ur pic then

davepoobond: <^>

davepoobond: I GAVE YOU THE FINGER

davepoobond: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAAAAAATTTTTT

Malerie2003: ummmm mmmkay

Malerie2003: i would say that u received a -56

Malerie2003: below 1

Malerie2003: 0

Malerie2003: cuz u suck

Malerie2003: haha

davepoobond: -56 is below 0?

davepoobond: wow……

davepoobond: that’s…………….

Malerie2003: yess it is

davepoobond: almost……….unbelieve

Malerie2003: duhh

davepoobond: able

Malerie2003: wut grade r u in

Malerie2003: 2nd

davepoobond: uhh 1st…

Malerie2003: ooook

Malerie2003: wutever

Malerie2003: u act it

Malerie2003: loser!

davepoobond: my mom said i can play on the computer for 10 minutes

davepoobond: so I downloaded aim, and got this screen name

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: malerie

Malerie2003: wut

davepoobond: are you there

Malerie2003: umm yes

Malerie2003: i was ignoring u

davepoobond: helllooo? i cant see what yer saying, cuz i have you on ignore

Malerie2003: mmmkay

davepoobond: oh i saw that

davepoobond: how’d you do that

Malerie2003: got me

Malerie2003: i dont know

davepoobond: :'(

Chat Logs, Stupid IMs

#10293: davepoobond -> Holmes

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davepoobond: welp

Holmes: help?

davepoobond: welp

Holmes: ARE YOU IN TROUBLE?

Holmes: oh

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: you can go welp yourself

davepoobond: go welp ur mom

davepoobond: >.>

davepoobond: hey can u give me a copy of this IM. i xed it out heh

Holmes: !

Holmes: HOW DARE YOU!

Holmes: ok

Holmes: I will welp your mom first

davepoobond: yeah well ur mom says “welp welp” all day

Holmes: I will NOT hear this!

davepoobond: and she just BEGS for people to come over and WELP her

Holmes: STOP IT!

davepoobond: NO

Holmes: *closes eyes* “I’m in a happy place, a happy happy place”

davepoobond: 98989123~!!

Holmes: DON’T MAKE FUN OF MY MOMS WEIGHT!

Holmes: your mom weighs 5 pounds

Holmes: it’s it’s 5 pounds WELP!

davepoobond: welp ur mom

Holmes: STOP IT

davepoobond: x2

Holmes: AHHHH

davepoobond: ahahahaha

Holmes: I can welp anything with more then 4 legs

davepoobond: klondike bars are gooood, just like ur moms welping

Holmes: STOP!

Holmes: i’m calling my mom

davepoobond: good, maybe i can get some welping tonight

Holmes: argh!

Holmes: she says you couldn’t welp like my dad even if you had extra welping power

Holmes: hahahhaha

davepoobond: yeah, well i have a whip welper helper that does 2 times as much as ur dad does in 1 second!

Holmes: well i have hamberger helper and it tastes like shit…like your moms welping!

davepoobond: OMG

davepoobond: ur askin for it now

Holmes: i’m askin for it…like a guy who asks for welping!

Holmes: …wait i’m missing something

Holmes: oh yeah

Holmes: FROM YOUR MOM!

Holmes: HAHAHAHHAHA

–

davepoobond signs on and off.

–

Holmes: ouch man…

Holmes: sorry

davepoobond: what for

Holmes: that welping got out of hand

davepoobond: ya…oh well

Holmes: shake hands

Holmes: ?

davepoobond: sure

Holmes: well..after i get welped by your mom!

Holmes: HAHAHAHAHHA

davepoobond: U BASTARD

Holmes: ouch man…you just went to far

Holmes: theres no need for name calling

davepoobond: i’m sorry

davepoobond: sorry ur so STUPID

Holmes: OUCH!

davepoobond: AHAHAHAH

Holmes: oh man you…you…napkin head!

davepoobond: go pee an acid puddle

Holmes: go get cranium pregnant

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#10292: Holmes -> davepoobond

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Holmes: ola

davepoobond: hey

davepoobond: sorry for not saying anything b4 i logged off

davepoobond: i got really busy

Holmes: ??

Holmes: when was this

davepoobond: yesterday

davepoobond: u asked if i was updatin squackle

Holmes: oh yeah

Holmes: it’s all good

Holmes: 😎

Holmes: i’m justv trying to survive writing this essay

davepoobond: heh

davepoobond: i gotta write one too…bleh

Holmes: damn school! i can’t believe i pay so much money for this shit

Holmes: to be struggling over writing a stupid essay on a stupid play

Holmes: writing on how good Hamlet is…what do they want me to do? jerk off to the thought of some freak who can’t kill his dads murderer?

davepoobond: heh

Holmes: too bad i can’t video tape me pissing on a book that I bought and turn it in instead of the essay

Holmes: “This is how Hamlet made me feel”

davepoobond: heh