Q: What did the Skipper call Gilligan when the witch doctor shrunk his head?
A: Little buddy.
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Joke #10969
Q: What do you call a talk show host who gets hit by a doughnut truck?
A: Sally Jelly Raphael
Joke #10968
Q: What do you call a shipwrecked rich man when you stick with a needle?
A: Mr. Howl.
Joke #10967
Q: What do you call a talk show host who is yelling in a burning building?
A: Arson-eeee-oooh!
Joke #10966
Q: What do you call a sitcom about a soldier with diarrhea?
A: “Gomer Piles.”
Joke #10965
Q: What do you call a talk show host who gets hit by a Buick?
A: Geraldo Riviera
Joke #10964
Answer: A real rich guy, what comes up when you clear your throat, and a school kid who’s a doctor.
Question: What’s a Kluge, a lugey, and a Doogie?
#10962: davepoobond -> MadManWithAnAxe
davepoobond: why’d you call me
MadManWithAnAxe: I didn’t
davepoobond: how did you even get my number
MadManWithAnAxe: Was it really your number?
davepoobond: yeah…
MadManWithAnAxe: it got an error thing
davepoobond: oh
MadManWithAnAxe: 523 848 0334
MadManWithAnAxe: that’s not it, is it?
davepoobond: it is
davepoobond: actually it isn’t, i was just jerkin your chain. ha ha ha oh boy.
MadManWithAnAxe: heh heh heh, I’ll leave that message out of my conversation with btt
davepoobond: k. you dont have my sn sending to him do you
davepoobond: i’m guessing you did
davepoobond: since stimpyismyname just sent it back to me
MadManWithAnAxe: I copied what you said
#10960: Phoenix -> davepoobond
Phoenix: I’m pretty sure I should be shot.
davepoobond: why do you think that
Phoenix: Or at the very least burned alive
Phoenix: I’m becoming addicted to neopets again
davepoobond: or maybe you should dig your own grave
davepoobond: and then be executed
davepoobond: and buried in the grave you dug yourself
Phoenix: Then bury myself.
davepoobond: you’d be dead before that
Phoenix: sure I would.You don’t know me very well.
Phoenix signed off at 8:03 PM
#10959: davepoobond -> Soup Nazi
davepoobond: i just looooove underground music
Soup Nazi: lol
davepoobond: especially underground techno shit
davepoobond: mp3.com is probably the best place on earth
davepoobond: that isn’t on earth
davepoobond: but is
Soup Nazi: k
davepoobond: 2nd to squackle of course
#10958: Shcumoot -> davepoobond
davepoobond was on his sister’s screen name.
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Shcumoot: hey whats up its nathan
davepoobond: hey were u just on my sn
Shcumoot: no
davepoobond: u sure
davepoobond: CAUSE I’LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW BUDDY
davepoobond: IF YOU WERE
Shcumoot: we cant i dont know your screen name
davepoobond: I WILL PERSONALLY GO OVER TO YOUR HOUSE
davepoobond: AND PERSONALLY
davepoobond: persssoonnaalllyyyyy
davepoobond: TAKE YOUR CHERRIOS
Shcumoot: fuck me reall cool
davepoobond: AND EAT THEM
Shcumoot: call me at nicks
davepoobond: THAT WUS MY BROTHER SRY
Shcumoot: what was
Shcumoot: call nick
Shcumoot: dont eat my cherios i love them
Shcumoot: talk
davepoobond: ok fine then
davepoobond: i won’t eat your cheerios
davepoobond: i’ll eat YOU
Shcumoot: ya cause someone was talking all hoirny to us on my screen name
Shcumoot: call nick but you sounded pretty hot i wished it was u
davepoobond: are those 2 men in your profile having sex or just having a good time on a slip n’ slide
Shcumoot: there assbumping
davepoobond: my sister will call you
davepoobond: just watch out cause i’m watching you
Shcumoot: r u really wet thats what your screen name said
davepoobond: you will crumble at the hands of my iron fists
davepoobond: yeah i am, i’m 210 pounds of it
#10957: Daek -> davepoobond
Daek: u fatass!
davepoobond: what
Daek: u fat shit eating sonofawhore!
davepoobond: ohhh its you my good friend
Daek: no it isn’t jackass
davepoobond: my name’s not jack
davepoobond: wouldn’t it be just “daveass”
davepoobond: hahahaha i crack myself up
davepoobond: but yes when you take it out of context it is funny
Daek: ….
davepoobond: jackass in itself is actually a not very insulting term
davepoobond: y’see, jackass just means donkey
davepoobond: and we all know that donkeys are smart
davepoobond: and if they weren’t enslaved by the human race then they would
be the dominant race on earth
davepoobond: but enough about me, what about you
davepoobond: how have you been doing
Daek: nigga fuck u
Daek: crazy ass crackhead
Daek: thats all i can say
Daek signed off at 5:14 PM
Joke #10956
Q: When are feet on your face?
A: When they are crow’s feet.
Joke #10955
Q: Where does the catcher sit for dinner?
A: Behind the plate.
Joke #10954
Q: What is the most musical piece of a turkey?
A: The drumstick.
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Another variation of the same joke:
Q: What is the most musical piece of a chicken?
A: The drumstick.