About the movie Collateral Damage:
“The new Arnold Schwarzenegger film, ‘Collateral Damage,’ got a lot of publicity for being rescheduled after 9/11. Too bad it stinks.”
– from CNN
About the movie Collateral Damage:
“The new Arnold Schwarzenegger film, ‘Collateral Damage,’ got a lot of publicity for being rescheduled after 9/11. Too bad it stinks.”
– from CNN
Mrs. Whooty: Yoyo
davepoobond: who be this
Mrs. Whooty: Hello there.. My name is Mrs Whooty.. Got ur ID through Messenger Directory 🙂
davepoobond: why did you im me
Mrs. Whooty: I love chatting with new people.. Would you like to chat today? Where are you from?
davepoobond: Tajikistan
Mrs. Whooty: Can i ask you a quest?
davepoobond: do i get 1000 xp after
Mrs. Whooty: Do you like big booty girls with big tits? lol seriously cuz thats what i am/have..Is that too much for you to handle?
davepoobond: do you like to drive a camaro or a tricycle
Mrs. Whooty: Do you know what a whooty is? Would you like to see me i’ll show you my Whooty….
davepoobond: loooool
Mrs. Whooty: lol Whooty is a White Girl with a BOOTY! i wanna show u mine…
davepoobond: looooool
davepoobond: loooool
davepoobond: loool
Mrs. Whooty: ok let me set up my camera for you honey..
“I have an albino fetish especially the ones with red eyes.”
– a girl’s dating profile
Submitted through the Popeye Song submission form.
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This form was submitted: Apr 12 2004 / 14:31:32
name = urghey
email = urghey@urghey.com
use_email = yes
psong = gay gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay gay
gay gay gay gay gay gay
(fag fag)
Submitted through the Popeye Songs submission form.
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This form was submitted: May 02 2005 / 03:10:20
name =
email =
use_email = yes
psong = these suck
Guy: Have you ever been wrong?
Guy 2: I thought I was once, but I was wrong.
I had some scammer call a number at work during the beginning of May saying how I had won some cruise or whatever and they want to give me tickets to fly anywhere in the US.
I kept asking “What?” and “Who is this?” and they kept repeating. The lady had a terribly Mexican accent, so it was half-truth that I could barely understand her over the speakerphone.
All together, I made her wait around on the phone for like 10 mintues before I put her on mute and came back, pretending to be the “owner” of the phone.
As soon as I turned the phone off mute, I asked for their Full Company name, full name of the person calling, the city they are from, their web site, etc without giving any information at all on my end.
What I gathered, they are named:
“Local Exchange” (pretty generic name, don’t you say?) and they are from San Dimas or Villaverde and “of course” they are from California.
I asked for their web site and she was very hesitant to give me anything and when I asked her again like 3 times, she said, “Of course we have a web site” and then hung up on me.
So, if you get a call from 909-575-1068, then you will know that it is a scam. They have yet to call the number back, from what I know. So that’s that.
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As a result of this call, I wrote the following story for your enjoyment:
https://squackle.com/22568/stories/local-exchange-an-eruption-of-stupidity/
You should message me if:
“You aren’t a creeper. Can type a proper sentence. You can be interesting and not just say ‘hey’. Have a job, car, and preferably your own place too.”
– a girl’s dating profile
Q: What’s the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back in her wheelchair
About Me:
“I’M OPEN TO ANYTHING EXCEPT COUNTRY.I LIKE GUYS WHEN THEY ARE FORWARD.I WANT SOMEONE WHO WANTS TO DO SOMETHING WITH THERE LIFE.i ENJOY DOING ANYTHING OUTDOORS. I DONT DO NEGATIVE PEOPLE. GUY HAS TO BE ADVENTUROUS.”
– from a girl’s dating profile